As it summer....

homers_double
homers_double Posts: 8,279
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
As us brits enter the summer BBQ season, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably as there is an element of danger involved. So when a man volunteers to do the barbie the folowing chain of events are put in motion.

Routine... The woman buys the food.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegies and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat, places it on the tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, with beer in hand.

This is the important part. The man places the meat on the grill.

The women goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
The woman comes out and tells the man that the meat is burning.

He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

This is the important part. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, etc, etc and brings them to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes and most important of all praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off' and upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there is just no pleasing some woman.

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