OMG I GOT THE JOB!

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    I really hope they don't have the internet.


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  • RobA
    RobA Posts: 151
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Moriarti</i>

    four extra grand! the drinks are on H. well done kiddo

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    I'm with you there, Heather has to buy drinks for the whole forum.

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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    we dont have to meet, just pop them in the post. i only want her for booze

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    I think she should take all her closest friends *cough*me an col*cough* to town an get us wasted :D

    smartphone ftl, whare are the square brackets?

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    just put the booze in the post and everybody will be happy...

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

    I really hope they don't have the internet.


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    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    lol that caters for everyone!

    *high fives*

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    I don't know! I didn't ask him.

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    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">is it in bhead or lpool?

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Congrats on the new job.

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    I retract my earlier statement. I don't want your old one because I also just got a jobby. Hoorah!

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    Woo congratulations to the ewok.

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    wow 2 people with new jobs in one week. spot on.

    well done heather and ewok
  • Congrats to you both. [:D]

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  • SamTmbuk
    SamTmbuk Posts: 23
    WOW! Like, ZOMG employment?!

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    Youre a fumble in the jungleer sam.
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  • Awesome. Well done Heather!

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  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    4K over a year won't even make a dent.

    Pish, what does that put you on now? 10?
  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    you are a d*ck. what gives you the right to critisise people for what they earn? you MUST make a fortune to be able to talk like that. there are plenty of people that would scoff at what you make (or dont).

    you are an elitist jemima

    die.

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    lol, I love when sam and mike come on here. it makes for such interesting reading!

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