this made me laugh today

davesnothere

dropped the wife's mobile into carphone warehouse for repair, they gave me a standby phone to use until it's done

this is the welcome message on it

<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>

It amuses me. You have a large smile. A dockworkers smile.
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Kitty

Awesome, you should add to it.

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me_groovy

lolzer!

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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JinjaNinja

love it... I'm of to blag a replacment phone!

EDIT: Actually looks like you typed it yourself so i'm going ot give it a "cr@ppy photoshoped"

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abul

[:D]

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Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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anto164

i dont believe it came that way, since YOU are typing it there.

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davesnothere

that's the only way to view it once the phone is on

and why would i go to that much effort? it's not <i>that </i> funny

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It amuses me. You have a large smile. A dockworkers smile.
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