In the 8 seconds after your head is cut off...

ddoogie · June 2007

...what would you like to think about?

A discussion I had with my sister earlier. Since you have conscience thought for 8 seconds after decapitation.

I thought it would be quite cool to have that kind of out of body experience for real!

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joshleb · June 2007

OH FUCK!!!

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alexhill · June 2007

Ouch, my head hurts.

Clous87 · June 2007

kinda of cool for about 4 seconds til you realise 'actually things arent looking so good' while rolling around on the floor

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me_groovy · June 2007

"hmm, that's gonna leave a scratch"

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Super Nuts4fsr · June 2007

'Wonder what the inside of my neck looks like'[:D]

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ultimatebassist31 · June 2007

"Whats for dinner"

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John · June 2007

Try and cough or sneeze.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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Alex · June 2007

"If I had control of my cock right now, i could fuck my own windpipe!"

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Andy · June 2007

Which way now? Heaven or hell?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.I like that a lot
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DahnHilla · June 2007

I really wish executioners wore trousers not robes.
or
I hope one of these people is a necrophiliac and can cum in under 2 seconds.

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Clous87 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

"If I had control of my cock right now, i could fuck my own windpipe!"

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stumpfu<s></s>cking!

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Andy · June 2007

Noone knows about that 8 seconds crap anyway.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.I like that a lot
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ultimatebassist31 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by andrew156

Noone knows about that 8 seconds crap anyway.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.I like that a lot
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n00b, obviously they cut someones head off and asked them.

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joshleb · June 2007

Didnt they get people to blink or something like that?

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nirveous · June 2007

Think up a really funny joke to say, then not quite be able to say it, as you would be dead.

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anto164 · June 2007

i'd think of how i shafted your mum.

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miggillicuddy · June 2007

"I'm not dead yet!" followed with a " 'tis but a scratch!"

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Mike Skinner · June 2007

"ask for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man"

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fat and happy · June 2007

1) "you wait till I tell the guys on the forum about this!"
2) "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...."

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downhiller90 · June 2007

"This neck ache is killing me."

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El Capitano · June 2007

I'm sure we can research this properly...

*sounds of implements being sharpened* [:D]

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elmotheewokking · June 2007

"I hope this doesn't get used as a Tizer advert" [V]

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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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360 · June 2007

seriously "trevor" WTF!

"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.

elmotheewokking · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by 360

seriously "trevor" WTF!

"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.
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I'm thinking this was meant for the Aeon Flux thread?

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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fleabag · June 2007

'did i leave the gas on?'

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360 · June 2007

no, if some one cut my head off right now i would spend my last 8 seconds still pondering who the old mans stamp collection thought trevor was a good idea.

"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.

Og Monster · June 2007

"hmmmm now i can finally rim myself...marvellous!"

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fizik · June 2007

As the basement jaxx song goes, 'wheres your head at?'

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elmotheewokking · June 2007

Resurrecting threads nearly 24 hours old?
Tut.

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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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