The "things that make you smile" thread
Shadow_Conspiracy
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In reply to the what pisses you off thread, lets have a more light hearted one [:D].
1. Summer
2. 10 week holidays
3. When , no matter what you do to it, your bike doesn't break.
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1. Summer
2. 10 week holidays
3. When , no matter what you do to it, your bike doesn't break.
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1.beer
2.vodka
3.whiskey
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Dusty singletrack
Friends
France
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1.my girlfriend
2.my bi<s></s>tch!
3.my mates
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Stuff</i>
1.beer
2.vodka
3.whiskey
Pain is not temporary at all. It sneaks back up on you when its cold and damp
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1. Guinness
2. Budweiser
3. Jagermeister
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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People being sent to jail
cute animals being run over
unfortunate accidents
sheer acts of stupidity that lead to pain/death
people getting banned from forums
(nice) women
people getting what they deserve
getting money
buying things
freebies
alcohol
<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>
Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Novvy [:)] (all together now... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW).
Biking in nice weather.
Good music.
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twins
biking
swimming
money
gym
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1. Mr. Yak (more AWWWW)
2. My friends, if they try.
3. The thought of not having to work for 2 months when I move. [:D]
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Dogs with their heads out of car windows
That funny half run thing businessmen with briefcases do when they're late for the train
My kids
<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
It amuses me. You have a large smile. A dockworkers smile.
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cuddles in the morning
bonfires on the beach with the guys, some beer and some banter
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when my girls say they love me
when I pin a trail really fast
a chilled thick smoothie on a hot day
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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Cuddles with Chris
Riding bikes
France in the summer
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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1. My American girl.....and anything to do with her/that I have done with her!
2. Waking up each moring to the best thing ever
3. Riding my bike wherever! With friends! With People I have never met and especially with my wife!
4. Memories of Scotland road trips
5. My two stupid dogs back in the U.K
6. My two nephews/biggest fans.
7. When all my family are together and we are just having one big great night.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
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seeing my daughter for the first time
food
mates
a hug every now and then, yes im sensitive
being understood
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Simon,
My sister and her stupid lies, and slip ups,
People trying to do sign lanuage when they know fook all,
Chavs when walking,
Seeing the look on peoples faces when i tell them that they have worms/aids and they are FTUL
[:P]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
[dance] I'm Simon's Friend [/dance] <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
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The missus.
Good weather.
Good riding.
Good food.
Not being ignored.
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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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1. Being in a loving relationship
2. A good night out on the sauce with your mates
3. Week in Les Gets
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I blocked my toilet up the other day.
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I blocked my toilet up the other day.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by elmotheewokking</i>
The missus.
Good weather.
Good riding.
Good food.
Not being ignored.
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Sorry?
I wasn't listening, can you repeat that?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>
when my girls say they love me
when I pin a trail really fast
a chilled thick smoothie on a hot day
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Mian's all about the smoothies, cause the other two things aint happening [;)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by elmotheewokking</i>
The missus.
Good weather.
Good riding.
Good food.
Not being ignored.
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Sorry?
I wasn't listening, can you repeat that?
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I was waiting for that.
You know what I mean though.
You say something important. Twenty minutes later still no reply.
Just rude and irritating.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>
at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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music
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
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The missus.
Good weather.
Good riding.
Good food.
Not being ignored.
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Sorry?
I wasn't listening, can you repeat that?
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4. Mat's sense of humour. <cough> [;)]
5. Our garden in spring/summer
6. Tweeting birds outside my bedroom window
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Watching Jeremy Kyle and realising maybe my life isn't so bad!
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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I've never seen this Jeremy Kyle you speak of!
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Oh you should, just for the laughs!
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
I've been on Jeremy Kyle!
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[}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
I've never seen this Jeremy Kyle you speak of!
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You have! With me I believe! I remember the laughs!
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I think I may have repressed the memory of the programme [:(]
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It's 'Lie Detector and DNA Test Results' today, entertaining stuff!
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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