Bear Grylls...
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says he has a special technique for 'crack climbing' [;)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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Ha. Is that the one in the Moab desert?
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African Savannah.
Sky 520.
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i saw that why did he bother climbing up that face when he could have walked up the way he went down. also that program is a bunch of staged nonsence.
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I've never seen him grill a bear.
Real men catch bears, skin them and grill them. With no weapons or tools!
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My trusty steed
1999 marin wolfridge, Marzocchi Jr Ts, Saint cranks, D321 rims, Hope C2s, raceface bits and bobs, XT running gear. All vintage stuff! (apart from the saints)
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yeehaamcgee</i>
Real men catch bears, skin them and grill them. With no weapons or tools!
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Or fire [;)]
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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did anyone see harry hill mocking himspec big hit yeeeeeee0
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by <b>scotland 4 ever 1993</b></i>
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And the award for worst user name ever goes to...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by <b>scotland 4 ever 1993</b></i>
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And the award for worst user name ever goes to...
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Im also guessing he's 13-14 as thats probably when he was born!
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Captain obvious strikes again.
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by John</i>
Captain obvious strikes again.
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"><b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
But he\'s French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fulltime Slacker</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by John</i>
Captain obvious strikes again.
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
Updated [:D] <font color="red">Glory</font id="red"> <font color="red">Jackal</font id="red">
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<b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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laughing on the floor laughing? :S
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im currently sitting in front of my pc spinning away on my brothers signature edition
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im currently sitting in front of my pc spinning away on my brothers signature edition
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laughing out f<u></u>u<s></s>cking loud ??
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on discovery +1 at the moment he has got his head in a dead zebra. "one last bit, awesome" poor bloke
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He was on Jonathon Ross a little while ago, was quite entertaining.
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yeah, saw him on jonathon ross. Was nice to have a reasonably normal person on for a change.
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Bear Grylls is not normal.
He decided to eat a raw egg in the middle of the desert. According to him:
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Also, it's rather staged.
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if you were starving in a desert then I'm sure you'd happily eat a raw egg.
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He squeezed an elephant shi<u></u>t and drank the juices...
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No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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he's the blue peter version of ray mears. you get a big sense alot of it was prepared before hand and he just does the 'heres one i made earlier' bit.0
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He didn't <i>have</i> to eat the egg, he fried the other one, he only had to wait about 10 minutes, the greedy fu<u></u>ck. [;)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by sjdrifnfo</i>
He squeezed an elephant shi<u></u>t and drank the juices...
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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yer i saw that aswell, fuc<u></u>king horrible
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I saw a video of some guy who was cleaning out an elephant pen, the elephant moved back, BAM, the elephant's got a head up his arse.
Pwnage to and from.
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