Rate my bouncy castle.

homers_double
homers_double Posts: 8,279
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Booked this over the weekend for an impending birthday party at my house.

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    That gets a solid 8. It'll go up to a 10 if someone breaks a limb on it. 9 if it's a drunk adult doing the limb breaking.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    And a birthday party is the perfect excuse to capture the evidence of said limbs as I'll have my camera about my person at all times [:D]

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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    Fill it with helium and have a floating bouncy castle. That would be awesome!

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  • davesnothere
    davesnothere Posts: 620
    thatkicksarse/10

    I'm no longer allowed on the bouncy castles ever since an incident with a small child and a bleeding nose [V]

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  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Awesome HD! I wish I could get bouncy castles on my birthday parties.

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  • Ben
    Ben Posts: 5,534
    Dude, that is the sickest bouncy castle I've ever seen /10

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  • Wheres all our invites!

    I wanna go... [:(]

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  • RobA
    RobA Posts: 151
    Who's party, yours?

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    #7 on things to do before I die list: Have sex on a bouncy castle
  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    Waterbed would be better, surely?

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  • RobA
    RobA Posts: 151
    If you a bit to hard at it, it could busrt [:D]

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  • fleabag
    fleabag Posts: 1,253
    Awesome!/10

    How much though? I am a good friend with a guy who rents out castles and shiz, so I get discounts/free, albeit on inferior castles

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    œ75 for up to six hours.

    As for the invites, if you have to ask if you're invited then you aren't.

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    œ75 for up to six hours.



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    TBH i'd be bored of it after like two hours... Inless the whole sex thing went on for a while.

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    Read the "up to" part.

    Its my sons birthday 2 days after mine, so there will be several toffee driven children charging about, this is a good way to expend energy.

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    i have a bpouncy castle at work which i can use for free and in uniform!

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    Toffee charged adults too i'm guessing!

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Rich, I'm not asking for an invite, I just want to know your address... I'll bring beer.

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    Not on here mate.


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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Kinky ;)

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  • Tom
    Tom Posts: 5,945
    i could easily play on a bouncy castle for 6 hours. they rocks

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  • Boffington
    Boffington Posts: 281
    bouncy castle+alchohol+red bull=THE BEST PARTY EVER!+the worst morning after ever
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Boffington</i>

    bouncy castle+alchohol+red bull=THE BEST PARTY EVER!+the worst morning after ever
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    lackofstrippers/10

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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    My family used to own two bouncy castles, a big castle one and a smaller cottage that was enclosed, so was all-weather. That was back when I actually had a family.

    The best part is when you have to do seam repairs on them, theres an entrance inside the castle round the back, and you're in big inflated tunnels. Awesome.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    The best part is when you have to do seam repairs on them, theres an entrance inside the castle round the back, and you're in big inflated tunnels. Awesome.
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    I used to have one, the tunnels are crazy but used to make me very ill.

    I might have to get it back to try and carry out franks idea...

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  • SJ
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    Happy Birthday T! Is he 4 already??



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