The retards of Britain

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Apparently, 1/5 of British people don't know that sausages are made from pork.

You have to be pretty ****ing dim to not read the packet that says "PORK SAUSAGES".

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There's beef sausages too though. [;)]

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me_groovy

I think it's more to the point that it's that they don't know it comes from a pig

<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>

John

Pork comes from a pig?

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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nicklouse

and lamb sausages mmmmmm

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or they dont know that crips are made from potatoes damn tards!!

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John

Then where the hell does bacon come from?

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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ddoogie

Pork is a very general term for the meat in sausages. Trotter/tongue/snout sausages aren't quite as appealing.

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Lee_erm

Man sausages too.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by John</i>

Then where the hell does bacon come from?
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Bacon trees.

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November

I thought it grew in crops.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jack</i>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by John</i>

Then where the hell does bacon come from?
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Bacon trees.

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Explains SO much

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November

Turns out you weren't hallucinating when biking past a field of bacon trees!

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Anonymous

Depends if its free range bacon or not. Free range grows in trees.

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November

So they can wave in the wind freely and grow into big bacon slices?

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UH DH

Spaghetti grows on trees. Panorama did a report on it years ago.

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me_groovy

pork and apple sausages FTW

<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>

shadow_ops

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by November</i>

Turns out you weren't hallucinating when biking past a field of bacon trees!

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ees no bacon tree, ees, ees, ess a hambush

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

joshleb

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

Spaghetti grows on trees. Panorama did a report on it years ago.

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Dont some people believe spaghetti is a god, and he started the world or something?!?!

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and it's true.

Oh and DJIP, this topic is an EPIC PHAILURE! 1/5 of the population might just happen to know better whereas 4/5 of the population might think they know best, post topics about it on forums and be wrong.

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that is all [;)]

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TSawyer

Don't look at me I know full well that sausages are dug out of the ground. Like carrots.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

pork and apple sausages FTW

<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by shadow_ops</i>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by November</i>

Turns out you weren't hallucinating when biking past a field of bacon trees!


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ees no bacon tree, ees, ees, ess a hambush

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
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That actually made me laugh out of my face

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homers_double

Turkey sausages?

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TSawyer</i>

Don't look at me I know full well that sausages are dug out of the ground. Like carrots.

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Carrots are picked from tree's. dumbass [:D]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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homers_double

Never, they are made the same way chicken nuggets are, with leftovers from scrawney animals, the injected with food dye and preservatives.

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Well you learn something new every day [:)]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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