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So, my mother was cutting the grass and announced "Oh no there's a dead frog."
To which i replied "Lets eat it."
Then Alessandro said from over the fence, "Go over it with the lawn mower"
Now why do i get in trouble for saying eat it when Alex wanted to see all it's guts surely that's even worse.
My mum was wrong anyway, it was a bird, and again i got in trouble for suggesting putting it on the BBQ.
(Alessandro has recently joined to forum by the way, he's stalking me.)
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To which i replied "Lets eat it."
Then Alessandro said from over the fence, "Go over it with the lawn mower"
Now why do i get in trouble for saying eat it when Alex wanted to see all it's guts surely that's even worse.
My mum was wrong anyway, it was a bird, and again i got in trouble for suggesting putting it on the BBQ.
(Alessandro has recently joined to forum by the way, he's stalking me.)
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He sounds like such a cutiewutiepie.
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Alessandro-what a name. And your mother's observation skills are poor.
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Sounds like Chris's behiviour is rubbing off onto you!
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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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Nah, i would of said something like that before.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>
...and again i got in trouble for suggesting putting it on the BBQ.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
do you often get in trouble for suggesting BBQing roadkill?
(or in this case - "lawnkill")
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how in the hell does a dead bird look like a dead frog?
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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Spose she was 50% there.
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Have you never seen the common or garden winged feathery frog before?0
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My Mum's deranged Mian.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>
My Mum's a deranged Man.
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That too.
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Was that story going anywhere? Did you eat it in the end? Pics? Anything?
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I would of got pix but my mum would of killed me, nope didn't eat it, and yes a pointless thread like many in the sandbox.
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My Mum's a deranged Man.
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i actually let out a proper "lol" then.
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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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I only wanted to splat its guts whereas you actually wanted to eat them.
Somehow I think that you were in the wrong.
Hey i live next door to you, of course i'm stalking you!
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