how to make œ5000 easy?
neil h
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i'm open to any suggestions on how to make 5grand easy and quickly, 'cus i could really do with a new car. the corsa's just far to boring.
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Sell a kidney on Ebay
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whore yourself
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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a quick 5k?
speaks for itself dosnt it?
go be a man whore [:)]
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Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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Sell it. Use the moeny from it to buy a different car.
You don't have to spend 5 grand for a car not to be boring.
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OR alternatively, dont spend 5K on a car. A good, reliable, unboring car can be bought for less than 2 grand.
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how about....... get a job, that pays lots, then get a new car.
OR, how about, get a loan? Thats the quickest way of getting œ5k.
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Loans are shi<s></s>t though.
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Clinical trials, they're great [;)]0
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Clinical trials, they're great [;)]
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lol, didnt clinical trials actually MAKE an elephant man? just like you?
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Go onto your nearest motorway, stay in the fast lane doing like 80. Wait till a BMW drives up your arse trying to force you to the middle lane. Slam the brakes on, he'll shunt you. Claim whip lash.
Its a win/win situation.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
Go onto your nearest motorway, stay in the fast lane doing like 80. Wait till a BMW drives up your arse trying to force you to the middle lane. Slam the brakes on, he'll shunt you. Claim whip lash.
Its a win/win situation.
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Problem, its your fault if you used the brakes for no reason.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
Problem, its your fault if you used the brakes for no reason.
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Disconnect your brake lights first and then deny using the brakes and blame it all on him.0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
Go onto your nearest motorway, stay in the fast lane doing like 80. Wait till a BMW drives up your arse trying to force you to the middle lane. Slam the brakes on, he'll shunt you. Claim whip lash.
Its a win/win situation.
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Problem, its your fault if you used the brakes for no reason.
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or, even better, flip down a gear, and pull the handbrake.
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Hitman. [;)]
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except the handbrake would be a bit obvious and possibly harmful than is necessary.
and whoring myself isn't really an option as i'm far to tired when i finish work.0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
Go onto your nearest motorway, stay in the fast lane doing like 80. Wait till a BMW drives up your arse trying to force you to the middle lane. Slam the brakes on, he'll shunt you. Claim whip lash.
Its a win/win situation.
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Problem, its your fault if you used the brakes for no reason.
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Just say an animal ran out in front of you, or something.
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No, its always the guy behinds fault if hew runs into the back of you. If he hits you then he obviously wasnt observing the 2 second rule, or 4 second rule in the wet.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
or, even better, flip down a gear, and pull the handbrake.
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">best solution but it will work better if your on a 30mph road, if you slown down and theres no lights, it is a win win situation, just get whiplash and get a doctors note, its abit excessive on a motorway.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
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Hmm id rather be short of œ5000 than be involved in a motorway pile up, wouldnt you?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>
Hmm id rather be short of œ5000 than be involved in a motorway pile up, wouldnt you?
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Especially at 80mph.
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Or we could just accept that its a sh<s></s>it idea and move on.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
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Hmm id rather be short of œ5000 than be involved in a motorway pile up, wouldnt you?
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Especially at 80mph.
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">note my post about a 30mph road[;)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
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Erm, nick, he said for a car, not for a bike. and im sure hes older than 12/13, what that article seems to say.
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same corr blimey.
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Just so we're clear on this, I don't seriously recommend anyone especially in a Corsa gets involved in a car accident on a motorway to make money.
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see the main problem is that site is aimed for 12 year old kids moaning cus mummy and daddy won't by them an expensive bike.
where as i'm 19 and working fulltime as an engineering apprentice.
though granted some of the underlying principals apply still.0