any tips for staying alive...
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haha, later.
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Grab a piece of robe, tie a loop in it, place round your neck. The rest is fairly easy to work out.
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Don't be such a fa<u></u>ggot.
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Pad up, in your Dainese, if you have any. Then go lamp the biggest guy in the place.
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Don't die.
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Just roll with it. Don't try and push back against 10,000 people and you will be fine.
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As its not recommended for under 16's not to stand up, sit down.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ddoogie</i>
Just roll with it. Don't try and push back against 10,000 people and you will be fine.
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always push bck! pusing big crowds is like the domino effect. once a few people move back, the whole lot do and then a fight kicks off.
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take steel capped boots
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>
Tip for not dying:
1, Stay alive.
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no s#!t.
how about some stinkbombs? im sure you wont have to many people around you
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Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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You ba<s></s>stard!
I might kill you, just to see Zakk Wylde. The man is a legend.
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Stop worrying about it, you'll be fine.
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I ended up flooring a kid with one punch at the Rise Against gig in Oxford.
I dunno if he was friends with Keeno, but Keeno was there....
Went into this pit, and he was flailing his arms around and caught me in the side of the face. Bearing in mind, I'm 6'2" and well built, I smacker the f<u></u>ucker and floored him, the little c*nt.
Needless to say, I was getting crushed a lot of the time, and I weigh about 15stone!
I've been to Ozzfest before, let's just say, you'll probably die if you go near the front...
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Wedge nails between your fingers and punch people who start on you..I am only 5" 1 and I'm 13 FTW!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Ben</i>
I ended up flooring a kid with one punch at the Rise Against gig in Oxford.
I dunno if he was friends with Keeno, but Keeno was there....
Went into this pit, and he was flailing his arms around and caught me in the side of the face. Bearing in mind, I'm 6'2" and well built, I smacker the f<u></u>ucker and floored him, the little c*nt.
Needless to say, I was getting crushed a lot of the time, and I weigh about 15stone!
I've been to Ozzfest before, let's just say, you'll probably die if you go near the front...
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Same happened to me at a concert where some emo-homos turned up. You won't die, concert goers enjoy a good mosh, but their all friendly types really, and most will give you a hand up if you get knocked over. That said, I'm not 5'1"...
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I have declared myself too old for mosh pits, they get in the way of listening to the music.
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I have declared myself too old for mosh pits, they get in the way of listening to the music.
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Yeah, you need to save your strength for moving that bike around anyway...
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