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Nice that.
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That is horrible.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Oldmacdonald</i>
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linksucks/10.
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[}:)]
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[}:)]
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quite a nice body kit, shame the inside is dull and it's slower than a 2ltr mondeo
<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>
as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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Fetid
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Chris needs a totty taxi.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
I quite like that [B)]
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Yeah but you're a gurl[B)]
'Cracks in bodywork'
Not suprised, with the amount of filler itll have stuffed onto it!
It will be fast though, Redtops are supposedly very good engines.
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Oh My FU<s></s>CK!!!
That is a bargain considering there is no reserve. UGLY as Fat hairy lady after being battered with an uglymification stick.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Whyamihere</i>
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You're one freaky fucking bastard Phil.0 -
there's so many old calibra's syllabub now, cos people are realising how crap they are. ugly, chavved, heavy. there's so much better to be had
<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>
as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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i wouldnt like to be hit with that, with the pointy things coming out of the bonnet.
And me_groovy, the calibra turbos were rather quick, other than that, they weren't overly fast for the bodyshape.
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Anyone else cringe when they read "interia"?
I like Calibras. But, I'd only buy that to scrap it. Hideous.
Redtops are nice motors though.
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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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"LEATHER INTERIA"
Hmm, quite.
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'IT IS TAX AND MOTED'
So it has its own moat? That's wall I call security!
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It is sh<b></b>it!
It looks like a demented pig owned by Moriarti
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From this moment you do sonny
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Which picture??
Im 17 sunshine (I like victorian times/Phil Mitchell phrases)
Well you pig looks like a match for this
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Well tell Wilfred to eat this *picture of Goatse*
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
I have that pokemon card at home [:)]
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Bless!
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I burnt my Pokemon when they went out of craze, cos i iz ard.
I was about 11.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>
I burnt my Pokemon when they went out of craze, cos i iz ard.
I was about 11.
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get the RSPCA on the phone!
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WTF is that!
What is the world coming to?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by doug</i>
i might buy it and rip the 71k engine out and put it in my corsa [:)]
i already have a calibra leather interia in it hahahaha
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That would destroy many a traffic light dragstrip!
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