The Queen has come to Town

SJ
SJ Posts: 2,871
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
So I had to be at work really early [:(]

And I had to use public transport [xx(]

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    How dare she... Make her apologize for wasting your time!

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    She's got a nerve I tell thee!!

    I was going to arrive by helicopter but the police said I couldn't as it would show her up when she comes in a measly car! Pah!

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


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  • robb_o
    robb_o Posts: 332
    39 days?

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    And set on fire... you know thats cool.

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    The Queen came to Hudds a few weeks ago. Some guy got arrested of concealing a hand axe near her.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by robb_o</i>

    39 days?
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    No.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


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  • Flurry
    Flurry Posts: 698
    she has a mustache. I met her about a year ago


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  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    I don't like the queen, nor do I like any of the Royal family. Pointless tax wasting ninnys!

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    quite a while ago i met princess diana. she was a nice lady, i was the only student she spoke to on the visit. the rest of the royals only appear to care about themselves :D

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <s>How do we know Diana didn't have dandruff...?</s>


    Sorry [}:)]

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  • anto164
    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    should have cycled.

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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    I'm not cycling 13 miles down the motorway! No spankyou very much!

    I'm not that fussed about the Royal Family either, though I think Harry is ok.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


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  • blacksun
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>

    So I had to be at work really early [:(]

    And I had to use public transport [xx(]

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


    Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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    Have a hug. Poor SJ.

    Why is she in your town anyway? Go shout obscenities at her.

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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Thank you Nick, I knew you'd feel my pain!
    Scutty kids on the train ewwww!![xx(]

    She's come to visit the Abbey or something like that. Just went out to have a look and she's gone, all the inconvenience and she was only here an hour!!

    Got ice cream instead.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


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  • TE
    TE Posts: 4,087
    She was in my town last week. Silly bint.

    A guy in the crowd was arrested because he'd just been to Wickes and bought an axe handle, which was sticking out of his bag. 'Carrying and offensive weapon.'

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  • dan_trials
    dan_trials Posts: 597
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JammyH</i>

    The Queen came to Hudds a few weeks ago. Some guy got arrested of concealing a hand axe near her.
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    A guy in the crowd was arrested because he'd just been to Wickes and bought an axe handle, which was sticking out of his bag. 'Carrying and offensive weapon.'
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    Same guy but he forgot to buy an axe head this time?

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  • hazzahulme
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    I don't like the queen, nor do I like any of the Royal family. Pointless tax wasting ninnys!
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    What's the alternative? A president type figure? I'll stick with the Queen thanks.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Oldmacdonald</i>

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  • DJIP
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    We have the Prime Ministers, why do we need the Queen?

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  • TE
    TE Posts: 4,087
    National pride and identity, or summit.
    Not that this country has either of them anymore...

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  • hazzahulme
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    We have the Prime Ministers, why do we need the Queen?
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    We have <b>a</b> Prime Minister, who I would assume is busy <s>ruining</s> running the country and would therefore be unable to go on diplomatic visits all the time.

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