The Queen has come to Town
SJ
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So I had to be at work really early [:(]
And I had to use public transport [xx(]
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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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And I had to use public transport [xx(]
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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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How dare she... Make her apologize for wasting your time!
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Should have gone to work by balloon instead.
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She's got a nerve I tell thee!!
I was going to arrive by helicopter but the police said I couldn't as it would show her up when she comes in a measly car! Pah!
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You should have arrived in a helicopter anyway, forcing her to arrive by parachute, shouting 'GNAAAAAAAAAAAAA<i></i>AARCORE!' whilst in freefall.
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And set on fire... you know thats cool.
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The Queen came to Hudds a few weeks ago. Some guy got arrested of concealing a hand axe near her.
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I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
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Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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39 days?
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No.
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quite a while ago i met princess diana. she was a nice lady, i was the only student she spoke to on the visit. the rest of the royals only appear to care about themselves
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<s>How do we know Diana didn't have dandruff...?</s>
Sorry [}:)]
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I'm not cycling 13 miles down the motorway! No spankyou very much!
I'm not that fussed about the Royal Family either, though I think Harry is ok.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>
So I had to be at work really early [:(]
And I had to use public transport [xx(]
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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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Have a hug. Poor SJ.
Why is she in your town anyway? Go shout obscenities at her.
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Thank you Nick, I knew you'd feel my pain!
Scutty kids on the train ewwww!![xx(]
She's come to visit the Abbey or something like that. Just went out to have a look and she's gone, all the inconvenience and she was only here an hour!!
Got ice cream instead.
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She was in my town last week. Silly bint.
A guy in the crowd was arrested because he'd just been to Wickes and bought an axe handle, which was sticking out of his bag. 'Carrying and offensive weapon.'
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JammyH</i>
The Queen came to Hudds a few weeks ago. Some guy got arrested of concealing a hand axe near her.
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A guy in the crowd was arrested because he'd just been to Wickes and bought an axe handle, which was sticking out of his bag. 'Carrying and offensive weapon.'
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Same guy but he forgot to buy an axe head this time?
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I don't like the queen, nor do I like any of the Royal family. Pointless tax wasting ninnys!
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What's the alternative? A president type figure? I'll stick with the Queen thanks.
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National pride and identity, or summit.
Not that this country has either of them anymore...
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We have the Prime Ministers, why do we need the Queen?
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We have <b>a</b> Prime Minister, who I would assume is busy <s>ruining</s> running the country and would therefore be unable to go on diplomatic visits all the time.
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