Alex scares his parents pt.3
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Whilst watching House:
Dad: How old would you say Cuddy was?
Mum: Late thirties, early fourties?
Dad: So why is she trying to get pregnant?
Alex: Maybe she thinks dribbling downs syndrome babies are cute?
Cue silence. I need to move out.
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Dad: How old would you say Cuddy was?
Mum: Late thirties, early fourties?
Dad: So why is she trying to get pregnant?
Alex: Maybe she thinks dribbling downs syndrome babies are cute?
Cue silence. I need to move out.
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The forum doesn't have permanent vaccancies. Your sick humour will have to venture out into the big bad world.
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What was part one and two?
Day you were born and the day you got stabbed but wouldn't die?
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Pt.1 was:
*in work, with full waiting room in audiable distance*
Mum: Why not get an astra estate?
Alex: I'd rather have syphilis.
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Repeating them like this... Does it make you realise how silly it all sounds?
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So what was Pt.2?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>
I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
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Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
Pt.1 was:
*in work, with full waiting room in audiable distance*
Mum: Why not get an astra estate?
Alex: I'd rather have syphilis.
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Hahaha thats brilliant!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
Repeating them like this... Does it make you realise how silly it all sounds?
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It amused me more at the time of course. But i need to somehow offer proof that <b>you all broke me!</b>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JammyH</i>
So what was Pt.2?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>
I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
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I'm starting to think there was no part 2.
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I would like to take full responsibility for the corruption of Alex's mind.
Just yesterday I suggested that his dog was trying to eat herself out...0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tartanyak</i>
Repeating them like this... Does it make you realise how silly it all sounds?
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It amused me more at the time of course. But i need to somehow offer proof that <b>you all broke me!</b>
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This comment is so open to adaptation...0 -
Alex, have yopu recovered from my repulsive + corruptive comments yet??[:D]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Whyamihere</i>
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No. Be gone.
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Oh, and Alex, if you want to move out, you can shack up with me, I am moving up your way soon.
Then we can see who can make the best shower gloop[;)]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Whyamihere</i>
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You're one freaky fucking bastard Phil.0 -
no, you can't move up there! who will I get lifts from?
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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