animal joke
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a man and his pet animal walk in a bar,he has a couple of drinks after a while his animal goes to sleep on the floor,the man said to the bar man i just going to the toilet and the bar man said "are you goin to leave that lyin* there"
"its not a lyin*its a giraffe.
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"its not a lyin*its a giraffe.
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What's wrong with putting this in the Joke thread?
But please don't put a joke like this in there, its fu*king crap.
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GTFO
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STFU
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RMF
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do both
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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DIE!!!
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you lot all suck big fat donkey dog lover ,with all you stupid letters,grow the old mans stamp collection up fags
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You FAIL at bad language.
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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in fact, you fail at life
<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>
as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>0 -
well i bet you right s<b></b>hi<i></i>t at riding all of you,thats why you just come on here and pretend your good
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lol. at that last comment.
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SOME of us are shi<s></s>t at riding yes, thats not to say its why we come on here...
Why do you come on here if you have that view?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by fade to black</i>
well i bet you right s<b></b>hi<i></i>t at riding all of you,thats why you just come on here and pretend your good
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Im better than you Ive decided.
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by fade to black</i>
to laugh at how sad all you lot are hahahahaha
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Really, well its quite easy to laugh at you...
Just look at his sh<u></u><b></b>it website!
Check out these little fu<u></u><b></b>cktards.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by fade to black</i>
to laugh at how sad all you lot are hahahahaha
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This is how you get your laughs?! Jeez, you need some excitement in your life!
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