Police hatrick

dogtanian
dogtanian Posts: 164
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
So... I've managed to get pulled over by police for messing about on pavements late at night with no lights three nights in a row.
Starting to think they're following me around on CCTV.

They tell me that i'm committing a crime, and always make me get off and walk... so i obviously get back on as soon as they're out of sight.

I swear I'm gonna get owned next time tho... especially if it's the same ones.


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<font color="green"><font size="1">Left London</font id="size1"></font id="green"> - <font color="red"><font size="1">jumped the next plane</font id="size1"></font id="red"> -<font color="blue"><font size="1">half a world away</font id="size1"></font id="blue"> -<font color="purple"><font size="1">pwning some trails</font id="size1"></font id="purple">

<font size="1"><b><s>dale</s>, <s>spesh</s>, marin</b>

When Pandas Fight!!!
Milked the marin and managed to get a whole pint.
OMG PONIES!!!</font id="size1">

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  • Big Red S
    Big Red S Posts: 26,890
    Why not just get lights?

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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    Its because you suck chode.

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  • dogtanian
    dogtanian Posts: 164
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Big Red S</i>

    Why not just get lights?

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1">:) README
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    trying to reduce my carbon footprint.

    <center>
    <font color="green"><font size="1">Left London</font id="size1"></font id="green"> - <font color="red"><font size="1">jumped the next plane</font id="size1"></font id="red"> -<font color="blue"><font size="1">half a world away</font id="size1"></font id="blue"> -<font color="purple"><font size="1">pwning some trails</font id="size1"></font id="purple">

    <font size="1"><b><s>dale</s>, <s>spesh</s>, marin</b>

    When Pandas Fight!!!
    Milked the marin and managed to get a whole pint.
    OMG PONIES!!!</font id="size1">

    </center>
  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    lol...worst exuse for not having lights EVER [:)]
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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dogtanian</i>

    trying to reduce my carbon footprint.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    i'm guessing they diddnt buy that as an excuse?[:D]

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

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  • Big Red S
    Big Red S Posts: 26,890
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dogtanian</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Big Red S</i>

    Why not just get lights?
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    trying to reduce my carbon footprint.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Organic fairtrade locally-produced dynamo?

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  • Crazy Dave C
    Crazy Dave C Posts: 7,615
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Its because you suck chode.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Is the correct answer.
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  • dogtanian
    dogtanian Posts: 164
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Crazy Dave C</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Its because you suck chode.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Is the correct answer.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    harsh.

    <center>
    <font color="green"><font size="1">Left London</font id="size1"></font id="green"> - <font color="red"><font size="1">jumped the next plane</font id="size1"></font id="red"> -<font color="blue"><font size="1">half a world away</font id="size1"></font id="blue"> -<font color="purple"><font size="1">pwning some trails</font id="size1"></font id="purple">

    <font size="1"><b><s>dale</s>, <s>spesh</s>, marin</b>

    When Pandas Fight!!!
    Milked the marin and managed to get a whole pint.
    OMG PONIES!!!</font id="size1">

    </center>
  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dogtanian</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Crazy Dave C</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Its because you suck chode.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Is the correct answer.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    harsh.

    <center>
    <font color="green"><font size="1">Left London</font id="size1"></font id="green"> - <font color="red"><font size="1">jumped the next plane</font id="size1"></font id="red"> -<font color="blue"><font size="1">half a world away</font id="size1"></font id="blue"> -<font color="purple"><font size="1">pwning some trails</font id="size1"></font id="purple">

    <font size="1"><b><s>dale</s>, <s>spesh</s>, marin</b>

    When Pandas Fight!!!
    Milked the marin and managed to get a whole pint.
    OMG PONIES!!!</font id="size1">

    </center>
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    But true after the carbon foot print answer you numpty.

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • Ben
    Ben Posts: 5,534
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Big Red S</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dogtanian</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Big Red S</i>

    Why not just get lights?
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    trying to reduce my carbon footprint.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Organic fairtrade locally-produced dynamo?

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1">:) README
    [url=mailto:avisforwardedemails@gmail.com?subject=MBUK Moderation]E-mail me if you think i've moderated something wrong[/url] (but don't change the subject or I won't get it)</font id="size1">
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    I just lol'd.


    (in my pants)

    .