drink rideing*

red eye · June 2007

whos done it?
whos done some big drops while drunk....come on i know a lot of you get drunk from time to time

*i do not condone drink driveing but drink riding** dont hurt anyone but yourself so its all good[:)]

**riding as in on a push bike not a motorbike (dont want to get flamed now do i [;)])

jamiejim · June 2007

Sandbox?

Dodgex1 · June 2007

Yes Sandbox, also riding drunk is alright if your going fast, if you slow down and try to avoid lampposts it all goes tits up. And riding a pedal bike drunk leaves you quite capable of hurting a pedestrian, alos its riding, and driving.

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extreme__dude · June 2007

i smashed up my nose riding at about midnight pissed as **** a couple of years ago at porc. my mate was holding the torch - someone shouted his name and he turned away so i dived into the take-off face first!

it was big and it was clever

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Anonymous · June 2007

I saw some bloke on TV get nicked for it. Haw haw.

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

I avoid it. Cows seem to jump at me when I'm drink riding.

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Crazy Dave C · June 2007

Last time I did drink riding it was when i found a bike outside somewhere and fell in a bush. I climbed out and walked home. Never again.

red eye · June 2007

sorry i just thought it would be off topic
and i should of put * rideing on the street while there are pedestrians about.

also whos been sober and had a drunk pedestrian walk out in front of you?
i had a drunk open a car door while i was speeding downhill. a bump on my head and a bruised bollock and a bent car door that wouldt close. i think worse off

come to think of it whos had a penalty notice for riding a bike? i got one for sitting on my bike talking on my phone in a no cycling zone wtf œ30 fine.
i'v also been stopped for overtaking a police car..they said i fit a description of a house robbery suspect, oh yeah i have a 42" tv in my back pocket a microwave oven up my sleeve...........

jamiejim · June 2007

yeah....not nice, I live in a middle of a field so its quite easy to fall into hedges

rubber side up · June 2007

i've been drunk cycling. it is most definately FTW.

we were circling round and round on a cricket pitch until someone rode into the side of me. and i fell off, i lost my phone and my mud guard fell off at some point. thinking about it. prior to riding, i remember throwing stuff in hedges. probably my phone [:I]

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John · June 2007

Filthy 48 last year, Rode into a steel carpark gate, Dented headset, Nackered hip for the rest of the weekend, Hardly any riding at all [v]

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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ddoogie · June 2007

I chased some poor kid about a mile down the road when I was pissed as a fart last year. I feel really bad now. I was shouting at him and growling.

Damn Tangle Foot beer.

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shadow_ops · June 2007

that kid was my bro, hes had therapy for that apparently. i dont know him, honest

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

Anonymous · June 2007

I was followed home by the police, when i was riding back from my friends place, drunk, at 3am, with no lights. They stopped me when I tried to open my garden gate, and started giving me crap, accusing me of stealing the bike.
To prove it was mine, they asked for the frame number. Who the hell knows their frame number off by heart?
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red eye · June 2007

lol but how has donr some drunken trails riding?? i want to see vids!!!

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by red eye

lol but how has donr some drunken trails riding?? i want to see vids!!!
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jamiejim · June 2007

who the hell would ride trails drunk?

red eye · June 2007

if people can get into a car drunk thinking they ok to drive who know what riders would do when drunk

i for one thought i could peddle like mad down a country road well lets just say i fractured my elbow and had to ride miles home

John · June 2007

Cars dont need ballence, You wouldnt get anywhere on a bike.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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red eye · June 2007

hmmm guess you would need balance for trails but not for normal riding the giroscopicness of the wheels keep you upright

John · June 2007

You need to get upto a speed where that would make any difference, Before that could happen you would fall over.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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red eye · June 2007

as long as your rolling you'll just wobble the faster you go the less you wobble actually you wobble less then walking drunk lol

John · June 2007

I disagree, Go try it.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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red eye · June 2007

i have many times as long as the wheels have enough momentum they will keep you upright
you can see this sitting on an office chair while holding a spinning wheel. when its spinning fast enough to spin you and the chair when you lean the wheel thats enough to keep you without a bike upright

i know physics me (quote brainac science abuse)

burnie_17_xXx · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

I chased some poor kid about a mile down the road when I was pissed as a fart last year. I feel really bad now. I was shouting at him and growling.

Damn Tangle Foot beer.

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robb_o · June 2007

The mispelt subject of this thread is driving me nuts!!

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homers_double · June 2007

My brother in law and I did it way back as we needed chips on a saturday night.

Steeds as follows

Him, uber light Peugeot grizzley
Me:- uber heave girls frame style GT outpost with anodized purple handlebar

Aquisitions:- chips

Damage:- 1 pair of jeans and one front wheel. Curbs, beer and the dark do not mix.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

I got screwed at for so called 'Dangerous Driving' doing the most massive wheelie down a busy road. Probably close to a few Km, then the fuzz went by, they were not happey.

Never tried drink riding though even when I did drink. I'm sure it would not work.

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

Ok, here goes.

Yes, it is possible to ride "trails" when drunk, depending on what you mean by trails. I've done a few short sweet trails (as in XC) whilst pissed, the also start with some rather big bomb holes/dirt jumps which are intresting whilst drunk on a full susser!
I usualy cycle home from the pub as I usualy go to the pub streight from work. Whats scary is i'm better at cycling home when i'm drunk then I am wakling, and thats when i'm starting to get into the realms of "stupidly drunk" and on a bike.

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