"You know what would be awesome...

Kitty · June 2007

...a changeable penis, then instead of have morning glory I could put one that's floppy on while I sleep."

My boyfriend needs help i think.

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

*apparently* with lots of rubbing the same effect can be obtained.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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DJIP · June 2007

Tell him to get a strap-on.

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TE · June 2007

At least he has someone to get rid of it for him...

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

yeah, DJIP, Kitty knobbing Chris in the ass with a strap on is bound to make him lose his wood

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

Further to this conversation, does it not sound like a strange, and frankly, immature thing to discuss with your girlfriend...?

Perhaps it's Kitty's impressionable age that leaves her susceptable to such try-hard "I have strange humour" comments.

No offence either of you. I expect not to be banned over this comment.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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whyamihere · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike
Further to this conversation, does it not sound like a strange, and frankly, immature thing to discuss with your girlfriend...?

Perhaps it's Kitty's impressionable age that leaves her susceptable to such try-hard "I have strange humour" comments.

No offence either of you. I expect not to be banned over this comment.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Alternatively, isn't it a very good thing that I'm able to discuss with my girlfriend anything that happens to cross my mind?

Alex · June 2007

Has to be said though Chris, you don't discuss everything that crosses your mind with Beth. If you did, you'd have been dumped/arrested/buried at sea by now.

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

Yeah, certainly is a good thing you're comfortable enough to talk about it.

My ex used to just get poked by it in the morning when i went across for a hug.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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whyamihere · June 2007

Er, yes I do. Beth just ignores it.

Anyway, you should hear some of the things she comes out with. She enjoys talking about my penis and a knife...

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

like,

"Jeez Chris, I wish you penis was bigger than my pocket Swiss Army knife"

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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whyamihere · June 2007

Bingo. [:(]

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

I'm actually quite proud of myself, I'm not usually this funny!

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

I'm actually quite proud of myself, I'm not usually this funny!

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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where were you funny?

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Kitty · June 2007

I told him i was dead once and couldn't be bothered to move and so he climbs on top of me and starts positioning me and getting all excited.

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