Dammit

Kitty
Kitty Posts: 2,844
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Chris has got my present next to him he tells me, and he says he's not even going to wrap it when he gives it too me, and apparently it's pink.

What is it?

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    A box of candy floss.

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  • November
    November Posts: 130
    I managed (with big, big trouble) to find out my burpday pressie in the past 4 days. I stopped being curious when my dearest Yak messed up which got me to guess it exactly right. It's vewwy nice. And pink too. [:I]

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    it's a big pink cushtie

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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  • anto164
    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    his penis?

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    Just the end of it?

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    I was gonna say that, but chris is man enough to know a penis looks best when it's got a ribbon and a bow round it

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

    I was gonna say that, but chris is man enough to know a penis looks best when it's got a tenner wraped around it

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
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    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Not to be childish but....

    I want my birthday now!

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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JinjaNinja</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

    I was gonna say that, but chris is man enough to know a tenner looks best when it's got a penis raped around it

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
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    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>

    his penis?

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    Who keeps their penis next to them? [:0]

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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    me. oh wait thatsmy brother

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