The Police suck ass.

anto164
anto164 Posts: 3,500
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
So in february, me and my manager caught some shoplifters at work, and chased them, catching them. did all the calling the police malarky, and all that. Gave a statement that day.

TODAY....... i got a phonecall from a hot sounding police lady saying they have lost half of my statement, and want to redo my statement. my reply was 'how the hell am i sposed to remember what happened 4 month ago'. She jus laughed, so i have to give another statement on saturday, where they are coming into work. GRRRR

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    make it up then. say the policemen that came to the shop were very rude and unhelpful. that'll teach them not to lose it again

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    help the police

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    FTP!

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    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Police need all the help they can get these days. Co-operate with them.

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