Good Afternoon people!

Sam B256
Sam B256 Posts: 73
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
I spent the morning looking after my niece, while she slept the whole time, i write up my assessment. Which I'm finally happy with thanks to Simon [:D]

Then got asked if i would go to court and testify against dean (babys father) about him strangling kirstie, then proceeded to have a arguement because i refused to say i saw it, i only heard it, but i did see him grab her by the neck one time so i will say that.

Now trying to get hold of my mother, cause she having a BBQ at the new house, where i'm going to invite myself and Simon. [:)]

Hows everyone elses day been?? [:D]

<hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>

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  • tom_majski
    tom_majski Posts: 432
    not as hectic as yours


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I've just got up after a nap, i need more sleep.

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    I've just got an order for œ40055.75 + vat.

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  • Sam B256
    Sam B256 Posts: 73
    I've invited us to the BBQ, anyone else want to gatecrash it? I just now need to talk to Mr Simon to see if we wanna go.. [:P]

    <hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    bit crappy. If the lawyer cross-examining you starts being annoying trying to make you make a mistake, end every reply aggressively with "...you fudge packer". he'll soon lose his nerve

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    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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  • tom_majski
    tom_majski Posts: 432
    houserape FTW


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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  • lacuna
    lacuna Posts: 4,004
    evicting gypsies. securing sites. same old.

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by lacuna</i>

    evicting gypsies. securing sites. same old.

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    Sounds fun! What job is that?

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by lacuna</i>

    evicting gypsies. securing sites. same old.

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    Do they chase you with Pitch forks? Are you allowed to set fire to them and there caravans if they don't move? Please say yes.

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    umm so far did an hours light gym work later on im going for some heavy gym work a shower get into uniform and start work. i lpike haveing free gym membership

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    I went shopping at lunch. WOOOOOOO

    Going to make my bf make a complaint against his dad for not paying him minimum wage. If he wants to move out, I'm not the only one who has to get more money!

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  • Simonb256
    Simonb256 Posts: 880
    Hi all,

    I just had to send the following to my boss about one of my minions today:


    I wondered if I could just make a comment about <i>minion</i>, as I have now have had to take the issue with <i>anti-spam programme</i> at <i>Location</i> from him after he spent all of today procrastinating rather than actually doing anything with <i>Location</i>. Today alone they got about the 4000 spam messages (as shown in the queues).

    At present I asked him if he had any update and he stated that he was just searching the web as to where snot comes from. I have just had to re-justify the seriousness of the issue at <i>Location</i> to <i>minion</i> for the dozenth time today.

    Im annoyied that I cant do my work and have to chase idiots round all bloody day.

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  • Sam B256
    Sam B256 Posts: 73
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Simonb256</i>

    Hi all, At present I asked him if he had any update and he stated that he was just searching the web as to where snot comes from.
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    Really?? He really needs the sack, seriously. He is FTUL.. I then take his job. [:)]

    <hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>

    [dance] I\'m Simon\'s Friend [/dance] <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    would you do any more work though sam?

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • November
    November Posts: 130
    GoodafternoonalleveryoneandyesIrealisesentenceswithnospacesinare
    bloodyannoyingtoread.

    Anyway. I've not done anything interesting. Been to visit a friend. Have developed the world's most annoying headache and am planning to actually get up from this seat and get some more cookies. Aaah, my life's so interesting. [:D]

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  • Sam B256
    Sam B256 Posts: 73
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by shadow_ops</i>

    would you do any more work though sam?
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    I would do more work, I love doing work, I love keeping busy. I hate not doing anything..

    <hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    i love working aswell, shame for me all i have to do sit there and talk to the voices. also get people walkin by all day in swiming gear shame most of the time its old people *shudders*

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • Stuff
    Stuff Posts: 290
    A horse did a p!ss near me today and it splashed on me and my tools. It comes with the job I suppose but I'd forgotten I had to go there today so was wearing my nice clothes

    A little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    Pain is not temporary at all. It sneaks back up on you when its cold and damp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by shadow_ops</i>

    i love working aswell, shame for me all i have to do sit there and talk to the voices. also get people walkin by all day in swiming gear shame most of the time its old people *shudders*

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
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    Where do you work?

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    leisure centre on the norfolk coast. work too hard for a casual thats why they put me up for promotion. during the day its old people. during the evenings theyre too young :( its hard. all the people the right age are well swimmin in the sea

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • mongooseTE17
    mongooseTE17 Posts: 328
    Good afternoon. I have just failed my science exam. [V][:(]

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Hi, I've just dirtied the 2nd shirt today.

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  • Today was good[:)]

    I was mistaken for a new employee at the naval architects where I'm experiencing work.[8D] I spent most of the morning drawing up more of the cal-mac ferry the company are converting.

    Tis UBER sunny and hot today so we had our lunch by the clyde.

    My afternoon was spent learning about 'L-co<u></u>ck valves' and 'falangies' :S

    Was actually very interesting and I'm seriously being persuaded to follow marine engineering as a career.[:)]

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  • The Joe Show
    The Joe Show Posts: 9,413
    Today has consisted of:

    Parents leaving for Japan (for 12 days).
    Getting college to give me money.
    Putting money in bank account.
    Doing fu<u></u>ck all.

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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by shadow_ops</i>

    leisure centre on the norfolk coast. work too hard for a casual thats why they put me up for promotion. during the day its old people. during the evenings theyre too young :( its hard. all the people the right age are well swimmin in the sea

    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
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    You a lifeguard?

    I'm a casual hours leisure attendant aka lifeguard really.

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  • mr kirk
    mr kirk Posts: 385
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by lacuna</i>

    <b>evicting gypsies</b>. securing sites. same old.

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