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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>
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made horizontal with woodglue.
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I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
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Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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don't for get the bondage attire too!
<hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>
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and nice hair?
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Like in the film?
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Dentist, relative comming down, doctors check up for pregnancy, Gynacoligyst. Or tell them you've got an interview, they can't stop you from going because its an interview.
<hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>
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Ive got my future job sorted now woop woop.
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tell em you have an interview. that'll put the willies up them!
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Maybe, it's œ13,000 a year though, that's all that matters. Can't get my hopes too high of course.
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I wouldn't either for that wage. Wouldn't even set my alarm clock for that.Whaes keys are these keys?0 -
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Maybe, it's œ13,000 a year though, that's all that matters. Can't get my hopes too high of course.
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I wouldn't either for that wage. Wouldn't even set my alarm clock for that.
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Well it's œ4,000 more than my current job, so I will [}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Crazy Dave C</i>
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Maybe, it's œ13,000 a year though, that's all that matters. Can't get my hopes too high of course.
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I wouldn't either for that wage. Wouldn't even set my alarm clock for that.
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We're not all rich bas<u></u>tard like some of you on here.
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No, but there was no need to be rude about it when Heather is obviously excited about it, and so would i.
People have to start somewhere and work there way up.
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Maybe, it's œ13,000 a year though, that's all that matters. Can't get my hopes too high of course.
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I wouldn't either for that wage. Wouldn't even set my alarm clock for that.
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and what amount do you set your alarm clock for? there is nothing worse than looking down on someone for what they earn. there will ALWAYS be someone who earns more than you.
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13k a year isn't bad for a 19(iirc) year old in a secretarys job. i'm only on 9k at the moment on an apprentices wage (although it goes up to 25k at the end of the apprenticeship).0