Hangover cures

ddoogie
ddoogie Posts: 4,159
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Which are best then? Not that I need one on a Tuesday...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Having a w<u></u>ank on the bosses desk...

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    full english and a very fizzy coke to eat away the taste in your mouth

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Not drinking in the first place?

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  • anto164
    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    dont drink any alcohol, and you wont get a hangover [^].

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover

    About half way down there's some possible remedies.

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    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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  • Jamie@AC
    Jamie@AC Posts: 752
    Never had a hangover so meh!

    I hear IRM BRU works?

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    Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

    "Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    Irn Bru sounds good to me. A stroll to Tesco might also help.

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  • Jamie@AC
    Jamie@AC Posts: 752
    A good wake up call is good, I don't have hangovers but feel a bit groggy sometimes. Thats when I break out the fire juggling balls!

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    Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

    "Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    lucozade sport. good shizzle.

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  • The Joe Show
    The Joe Show Posts: 9,413
    Milk before you start drinking, and after (when you get in).

    And flat coke the morning.

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    Death is a pretty good cure for most ailments.

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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    yer...isotonic drinks are very good
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  • Bread

    and LOTS of water

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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    A bag of M&Ms and a bottle of Irn Bru have done the trick!

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rubber side up</i>

    Death is a pretty good cure for most ailments.

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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    Yeah apart from the T-Virus.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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  • The Joe Show
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ultimatebassist31</i>

    Bread

    and LOTS of water
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    n00b

    If you've got a proper hangover, a lot of water will just make you hurl.

    And you want fatty foods to replenish your liver.

    Eat bread when you're pissed. Not after.

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  • Drink like 4 pints of water and have some 'Alka Saltsa' just before you go to bed, that will make it 10 times better in the morning. If its too late for that, have some car sickness tablets, and then fatty foods. A fry up is ideal. Then try and get some carbohydrates in your system, and finally some fruit and vegetables.

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  • Anonymous
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by The Joe Show</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ultimatebassist31</i>

    Bread

    and LOTS of water
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    n00b

    If you've got a proper hangover, a lot of water will just make you hurl.

    And you want fatty foods to replenish your liver.

    Eat bread when you're pissed. Not after.

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    Like it did with me the other day.
    Water once the hangover has kicked in is to late.

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  • THE FEDERAL
    THE FEDERAL Posts: 3,105
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by The Joe Show</i>


    If you've got a proper hangover, a lot of water will just make you hurl.

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    This man speaks the truth.

    I just try to eat as much bread/cake like food when i get in, and usually that does the trick.

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    the water before bed trick is ace. I have _never_ had a hangover when I have drunk a couple of pints of water before bed. Regardless of how much alcohol I had drunk
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  • Anonymous
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    The only problem is you are then up half the night pissing.

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    yer, but a small price to pay IMO
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  • Yeah, I had a massive night out once. I was really drunk in the morning at work, luckily managed to keep myself out of peoples way. Then, the hangover kicked in at like 12, I hurled everywhere, it was bad. I wish i had drank loads of water!

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    It's not always as easy as that to remember though...

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  • lugsey2k5
    lugsey2k5 Posts: 960
    water only stops the bad head
    best way to cure the belly is a gentle ride :)
  • extreme__dude
    extreme__dude Posts: 1,077
    my mate swears by multi vitamins. he takes one a day and says his hangovers are nothing in comparrison to what they used to be!

    failing that, dirty fry up, chips and fried bread are good. the only problem is if you have a REAL MANS hangover, just tring to keep them down can be a bit of a challenge.

    a bacon sarnie before bed is always a bonus. dont care if it helps with the hangove or not, but it tastes good!

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  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    dont stop drinking

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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    I only had 5 pints and end up with the worst hangover I've had. I blame the spring roll for the upset stomach and the very lumpy vommit. Arg, minging!


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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    light weight [:)]
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