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homers_double
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Fire at will gents.
So I went down to the pub on friday for a pint with my mates and ended up at a local curry house....
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Fire at will gents.
So I went down to the pub on friday for a pint with my mates and ended up at a local curry house....
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<center> <font color="blue">Riding for <i>Team Cake </i>in 2007</font id="blue"></center></font id="size1"></b>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
We all know the score, random phrases need editing.
Fire at will gents.
So I went down to the laybye on the a51 on friday for a non hertosexual orgy with my mates and ended up at a local curry house....
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"> Are you happy now HD?
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Filters = FAIL!!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
So I went down to the dogging site on friday to spill a pint with my mates and ended up at a local whore house....
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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
Ga<s></s>ys = Good!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>
I regularly break into the zoo to have se<s></s>x with chimpanzees.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
Filters = PASS!!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by BTR</i>
I am a giant anus.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by BTR</i>
i love horses. nuff said
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i do horses up the chuff. nuff said
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
Are you happily married HD or would like to molest me?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
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Are you happily married HD or would like to meat me?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
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Are you happily married HD i would like to molest you[}:)]?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
i molest horses
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How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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i molest horses
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How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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wow, you too?
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[}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>
I'm a hairy german.
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<center><i><font color="orange">absolutely</font id="orange"></i><font color="red"><i>herming</i></font id="red"><i><font color="orange">along</font id="orange"></i>. </center>
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I want to tickle little childrens nads
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<center><i><font color="orange">absolutely</font id="orange"></i><font color="red"><i>herming</i></font id="red"><i><font color="orange">along</font id="orange"></i>. </center>
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<center><i><font color="orange">absolutely</font id="orange"></i><font color="red"><i>herming</i></font id="red"><i><font color="orange">along</font id="orange"></i>. </center>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
I am the sort that your mother warns you about. You know the type that collects dolls and loiters around the primary school with a lollipop and binoculars. Currently i'm ranked 4th in the world on the sex offenders register. I aim to be number 1 one day, but i have severe competition from my mother, when she's not gagged up and being f<b></b>uc<b></b>ked by me.
I have no friends, as my one friend is now in counseling due to me indecently exposing myself and turkey slapping them. I have pistures of Robbie Williams, Stalin and Goatse on my walls in my bedroom. And yeah, i do still live at home with my mother and girlfriend (one and the same).
The RSPCA have banned me from ever keeping pets, due to an incident at London Zoo, but let's not go into that as there might be young children reading. I quite hope so, i adore young children. My hard disk is full of pictures and movies of them. Dead is always best though. Oooh, i'm getting all exited now.
*gets out tweezers*
*fwap* *fwap* ...
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EDIT: tom, no offence, i'm just bored
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[}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>
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I am the sort that your mother warns you about. You know the type that collects dolls and loiters around the primary school with a lollipop and binoculars. Currently i'm ranked 4th in the world on the sex offenders register. I aim to be number 1 one day, but i have severe competition from my mother, when she's not gagged up and being f<b></b>uc<b></b>ked by me.
I have no friends, as my one friend is now in counseling due to me indecently exposing myself and turkey slapping them. I have <b>pistures</b> of Robbie Williams, Stalin and Goatse on my walls in my bedroom. And yeah, i do still live at home with my mother and girlfriend (one and the same).
The RSPCA have banned me from ever keeping pets, due to an incident at London Zoo, but let's not go into that as there might be young children reading. I quite hope so, i adore young children. My hard disk is full of pictures and movies of them. Dead is always best though. Oooh, i'm getting all exited now.
*gets out tweezers*
*fwap* *fwap* ...
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EDIT: tom, no offence, i'm just bored
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[}:)]
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ABOUT YOUR EDIT: no problems, most of its true.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>
I am g<s></s>ay.
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[}:)]
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<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
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I am partial to a bit of bum.
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<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
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I am g<s></s>ay.
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[}:)]
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and i want him
<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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