Being a woman.

Kitty · June 2007

Thought i'd post one for the girls.

1.We got off the Titanic first.

2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3.We never ejaculate prematurely.

4.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

5.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

6.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

7.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.

8.Taxis stop for us.

9.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

10.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

11.Free moving (you get the point).

12.We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're ooooooh!.

13.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE ooooooh!.

14.We know The Truth about whether size matters.

15.If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.

16.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.

17.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.

18.Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

19.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

20.No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.

21.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

22.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being
emotionally neglected.

23.We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

24.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

25.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.

26.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

27.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

28.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

29.We have the ability to dress ourselves.

30.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

31.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

32.We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

33.ooooooh! waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

34.We'll never regret piercing our ears.

35.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">5.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Not true, PROOF

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

mr pie man 2 · June 2007

More proof.....

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Kitty · June 2007

you just proved it true, cheers. [:p]

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MJ · June 2007

My wife just looks really small when she puts my hoodies on?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP
I wouldn't mind a bit of MJ <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

More proof.....

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You my friend, are a genius.

<hr noshade size="1"><center>I'd rather not.</center>

ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

you just proved it true, cheers. [:p]

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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">[V] Im the one in the red.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

JinjaNinja · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

Thought i'd post one for the girls.

2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">You have to go to the gynacologists. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

3.We never ejaculate prematurely.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">what do we care, were done. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

4.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's pathetic.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Glamorous or not enough bernard mathews!? <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

7.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">you're missing out <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

8.Taxis stop for us.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">And then the driver rapes you<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

9.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Atleast we don't have to listen to your whinning anymore <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

10.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">True<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

14.We know The Truth about whether size matters.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">We don't care, you still let us stick it in there <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

16.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Lack of condoms make no significant diffrence in us getting preggers, ENJOY! <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

18.Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Your hea... oh wait, yeah your right.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

19.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a shower.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">When in doubt, mis quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

21.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">[:D] and your proud of that?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

22.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being
emotionally neglected.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">The woman is always the devil, we just say that so you'll fook us next<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

27.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Worth checking though<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

30.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">We can too, just prefer it this way<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

32.We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Apart from your waist fatty<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

35.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Shallow<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

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I felt the need to corect some of those.

The ones that arn't there just imagine "we don't care about that"
[;)]

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

More proof.....

<center>KonaStab MSN/Email
Nicolai 2MXTB</center>

<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

You my friend, are a genius.

<hr noshade size="1"><center>I'd rather not.</center>
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

*Looks smug*

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Kitty · June 2007

Are you the tart of the group? You seem to have the shortest dress?

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Looks like it.

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Kitty · June 2007

Then again my mini skirts seem to be around that length...

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Simonb256 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

Thought i'd post one for the girls.

1.We got off the Titanic first. To stop the whining, real men didn't panic over a small problem like death

2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.I too can scare amles bosses with issues I have in that region

3.We never ejaculate prematurely.LIES!!, I have been with several who have

4.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.It works the other way round, woman can get infatable furnitre with built in dildo's FFS, men can enjoy vibrators also

5.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.Not always the case again, look at some trannies, you wont be able to tell. Also why would women borrow mens clothes if they were not great clothing?

6.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.LIES, there are plenty of female stalkers.

7.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.Not true, if you ask any serious gamer women you will find otherwise, generally

8.Taxis stop for us.Men drive

9.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.Men die earleir as we work harder

10.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.Women think the can dance better than the really can

11.Free moving (you get the point).not really no

12.We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're ooooooh!.This is acceptable thesedays

13.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE ooooooh!.This is semi acceptable these days

14.We know The Truth about whether size matters.Real men dont care, its how you use it that counts.

15.If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.no as it is expected of women

16.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.LIES, again all women who I have had this discussionw ith disagree, also the pre-ejaculate contains a hormone/thing that increases her satisfaction. It is on wikipedia btw.

17.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.Men work harder

18.Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.head? with sharp implement

19.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.Thoguh who hasnt? comunal showers in schools colleges etc

20.No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.Tube top. Its just wrong, the larger the worse it is (same as speedo)

21.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.we dont have to, but men do real farts *sniff*

22.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being
emotionally neglected. Wrong, only her firends do, all else presume slag

23.We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.Real men don't, they are too busy doing all the work

24.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.Hairy armpits and leg stubble FTL

25.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.But is that then a proper way to congratulate if you don't?

26.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.without using polyfiller?? or simular amounts of makeup

27.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.Women justt look down

28.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.Rules to football though

29.We have the ability to dress ourselves.Not without taking either hours or spending eons talking to friend about it

30.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.We can just chose not to when we want to, same with women

31.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Real men don't care and use carving knife as toothpick

32.We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.We do, to keep women quiet and happy

33.ooooooh! waiters don't make us uncomfortable.Rela men tak them to the gents

34.We'll never regret piercing our ears.LIES.. Women are more vien than any man

35.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.To be often wrong.
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ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

Are you the tart of the group? You seem to have the shortest dress?

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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I borrowed my dress off my sister were as t'others got theirs from oxfam.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Simonb256

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

Thought i'd post one for the girls.

1.We got off the Titanic first. To stop the whining, real men didn't panic over a small problem like death

2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.I too can scare amles bosses with issues I have in that region

3.We never ejaculate prematurely.LIES!!, I have been with several who have

4.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.It works the other way round, woman can get infatable furnitre with built in dildo's FFS, men can enjoy vibrators also

5.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.Not always the case again, look at some trannies, you wont be able to tell. Also why would women borrow mens clothes if they were not great clothing?

6.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.LIES, there are plenty of female stalkers.

7.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.Not true, if you ask any serious gamer women you will find otherwise, generally

8.Taxis stop for us.Men drive

9.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.Men die earleir as we work harder

10.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.Women think the can dance better than the really can

11.Free moving (you get the point).not really no

12.We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're ooooooh!.This is acceptable thesedays

13.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE ooooooh!.This is semi acceptable these days

14.We know The Truth about whether size matters.Real men dont care, its how you use it that counts.

15.If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.no as it is expected of women

16.Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.LIES, again all women who I have had this discussionw ith disagree, also the pre-ejaculate contains a hormone/thing that increases her satisfaction. It is on wikipedia btw.

17.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.Men work harder

18.Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.head? with sharp implement

19.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.Thoguh who hasnt? comunal showers in schools colleges etc

20.No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.Tube top. Its just wrong, the larger the worse it is (same as speedo)

21.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.we dont have to, but men do real farts *sniff*

22.If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being
emotionally neglected. Wrong, only her firends do, all else presume slag

23.We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.Real men don't, they are too busy doing all the work

24.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.Hairy armpits and leg stubble FTL

25.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.But is that then a proper way to congratulate if you don't?

26.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.without using polyfiller?? or simular amounts of makeup

27.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.Women justt look down

28.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.Rules to football though

29.We have the ability to dress ourselves.Not without taking either hours or spending eons talking to friend about it

30.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.We can just chose not to when we want to, same with women

31.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Real men don't care and use carving knife as toothpick

32.We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.We do, to keep women quiet and happy

33.ooooooh! waiters don't make us uncomfortable.Rela men tak them to the gents

34.We'll never regret piercing our ears.LIES.. Women are more vien than any man

35.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.To be often wrong.
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Heh, your spelling got gradually worse as you got further down [:D] but agreed on most of those points.

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

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flyingmonkeycorps · June 2007

All this is meaningless, because YOU BLEED FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH.

<hr noshade size="1">We live in the unhappy shadows of skyscrapers freight trains and malls

SJ · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty
35.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

It's a gift I tell you!![:D]

Good list!!

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><div align="right">10http://www.mbuk.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=182209 % Pure Filth!</div id="right">
<div align="left">47 days...</div id="left">

Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by flyingmonkeycorps

All this is meaningless, because YOU BLEED FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH.

<hr noshade size="1">We live in the unhappy shadows of skyscrapers freight trains and malls
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[}:)]
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Moriarti · June 2007

never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

superspunk · June 2007

Basically Kitty you've been proved wrong its all bull crap.
There will never be an end to the battle of the sexes so shut up and live life to the full

Being a woman.

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