Bumsecks
whyamihere
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Anyone fancy some?
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Am I not good enough for you? [:(]
I need to get myself a penis.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>
I fancy some?
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*Gives*
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**pulls out knife**
So you want my boyfriend ey?
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nope just his ar<s></s>se, for countless compromising situations.[;)]0
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That's my arse though, and probably Frank's and Matt's when they want it...
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You'll have bumsecks but you won't drink! Some people...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
You'll have bumsecks but you won't drink! Some people...<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Rim me.0 -
*slurp*
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>
That's my arse though, and probably Frank's and Matt's when they want it...
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well you have blagging rights to someones ar<hr noshade size="1">se, other people want that arse. . .
ever considered pimping?0 -
Closest offer so far [:D]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ddoogie</i>
an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.
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Felching sesh?
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>
Manliness to the MAX!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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**runs away crying**
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woowee a game we can all play
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>
**runs away crying**
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Does this mean no feltching[V], or are you getting straws?[;)]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>
Manliness to the MAX!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dan_trials</i>
woowee a game we can all play
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what? making kitty cry?
<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>
as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dan_trials</i>
woowee a game we can all play
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what? making kitty cry?
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Nah, but what ever boats yer float.
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Holy sh<u></u>it threads like this suck.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by nirveous</i>
Holy sh<u></u>it threads like this suck.
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STOP ACTING LIKE A CRAZY FOO'
Its an honour for Chris to offer his rectum for scientific and homosexual exeriments...you should feel ashamed nirveous..ASHAMED
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
Felching sesh?
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Munging Sesh?0 -
FTUW
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<div align="left"><b><font color="teal">Le Forum</font id="teal"></b></div id="left">Not pleased with this new sig!0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jonnyp1</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
Felching sesh?
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Munging Sesh?
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Did anyone else know that there is a pulse called a 'Mung Bean'? Yum.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jonnyp1</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
Felching sesh?
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Munging Sesh?
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Did anyone else know that there is a pulse called a 'Mung Bean'? Yum.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Pulse?
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How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">0 -
Like a lentil. Idiot.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by euan_333</i>
Like a lentil. Idiot.
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that's sig worthy
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[}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by euan_333</i>
Like a lentil. Idiot.
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<font color="red">Euan Crawford</font id="red"><b><h6>ª_ª</h6></b>
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Suck my nads, i barely know what a lentil looks like [:(!]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>
How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">0