Bumsecks

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,716
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Anyone fancy some?

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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Am I not good enough for you? [:(]

    I need to get myself a penis.

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  • mr pie man 2
    mr pie man 2 Posts: 2,500
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    I fancy some?
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    *Gives*

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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    **pulls out knife**

    So you want my boyfriend ey?

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  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    nope just his ar<s></s>se, for countless compromising situations.[;)]
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    That's my arse though, and probably Frank's and Matt's when they want it...

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  • You'll have bumsecks but you won't drink! Some people...

    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="teal"><center><font size="2"><font face="Georgia">I'd rather not.</font id="Georgia"></font id="size2"></center></font id="teal">
    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
    You'll have bumsecks but you won't drink! Some people...<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Rim me.
  • *slurp*

    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="teal"><center><font size="2"><font face="Georgia">I'd rather not.</font id="Georgia"></font id="size2"></center></font id="teal">
    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>

    That's my arse though, and probably Frank's and Matt's when they want it...
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    well you have blagging rights to someones ar<hr noshade size="1">se, other people want that arse. . .

    ever considered pimping?
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Closest offer so far [:D]

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ddoogie</i>

    an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.

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  • ToMBeMe
    ToMBeMe Posts: 252
    Felching sesh?

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Manliness to the MAX!

    <font size="1"><b><font color="red">QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY</font id="red"></b></font id="size1">

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • dan_trials
    dan_trials Posts: 597
    woowee a game we can all play

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  • ToMBeMe
    ToMBeMe Posts: 252
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>

    **runs away crying**

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    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Does this mean no feltching[V], or are you getting straws?[;)]

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Manliness to the MAX!

    <font size="1"><b><font color="red">QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY</font id="red"></b></font id="size1">

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dan_trials</i>

    woowee a game we can all play
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    what? making kitty cry?

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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  • dan_trials
    dan_trials Posts: 597
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dan_trials</i>

    woowee a game we can all play
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    what? making kitty cry?

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    Nah, but what ever boats yer float.

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  • nirveous
    nirveous Posts: 79
    Holy sh<u></u>it threads like this suck.

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  • Og Monster
    Og Monster Posts: 131
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by nirveous</i>

    Holy sh<u></u>it threads like this suck.

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  • Jonnyp1
    Jonnyp1 Posts: 13
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>

    Felching sesh?

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    Munging Sesh?
  • Og Monster
    Og Monster Posts: 131
    FTUW

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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    Oh hai Chris!

    *enters*

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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jonnyp1</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>

    Felching sesh?

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Munging Sesh?
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    Did anyone else know that there is a pulse called a 'Mung Bean'? Yum.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


    Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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  • ToMBeMe
    ToMBeMe Posts: 252
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jonnyp1</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>

    Felching sesh?

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Munging Sesh?
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Did anyone else know that there is a pulse called a 'Mung Bean'? Yum.

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>


    Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Pulse?

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • euan_333
    euan_333 Posts: 667
    Like a lentil. Idiot.

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  • Flurry
    Flurry Posts: 698
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by euan_333</i>

    Like a lentil. Idiot.

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    that's sig worthy

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    [}:)]
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  • ToMBeMe
    ToMBeMe Posts: 252
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by euan_333</i>

    Like a lentil. Idiot.

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    <font color="red">Euan Crawford</font id="red"><b><h6>ª_ª</h6></b>

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Suck my nads, i barely know what a lentil looks like [:(!]

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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