quickest way to chill my beer

extreme__dude · June 2007

so i've just been to asda and got me a case of bellhaven best, and i want one...now. but theyre all warm and the fridge. got a couple under cold running water as we speak.

any other ideas?

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ToMBeMe · June 2007

Liquid nitrogen, freezer, put it in snow, ask google?

anto164 · June 2007

buy them out of the fridges from an offy?

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Freezer them.

Won't actually freeze the content, because of the alcohol in them.

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extreme__dude · June 2007

i dont have nitrogen to hand, or a freezer and its not snowing. google doesnt have much helpfull either for a change [:(]

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

You don't have a freezer?!

what the actual fu[url][/url]ck?

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ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">i dont have nitrogen to hand<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"> cool thing is that i have Liquid nitrogen somewere in my garage [:D]

neil h · June 2007

putting the bear in a vacuum chamber may have the desired effect iirc. though if you don;t have any liquid nitrogen i doubt yout in the right place for a vac' chamber either.

If your feeling adventurous and not over the limit already you could attach a few bottles to your car and go for a lil spin down the motorway. the windchill factor at 70mph sould be quite be quite something.

ToMBeMe · June 2007

^ do that then throw the beer out or the window while at speed onto a matress of other soft object; chav ect. this would give you even UBERERER wind chill!

Anonymous · June 2007

Co2 fire extinguisher.

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neil h · June 2007

how exactly would launching the booze out the window help?

ToMBeMe · June 2007

im guessing that throwing an object at speed increases its speed, therefore increases windchill? hitting a chav would just be a bonus

anto164 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ToMBeMe

im guessing that throwing an object at speed increases its speed, therefore increases windchill? hitting a chav would just be a bonus
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But will also make the can/bottle explode, losing the beer.

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neil h · June 2007

problem is for that to work you would have to be able to throw the bottle at a speed greater than you were all ready travelling. even then the effect wouldn't be that noticeable.

the reason being that the moment the bottle leaves your hand it stops having the same velocity as you do.

ToMBeMe · June 2007

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mr kirk · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

Freezer them.

Won't actually freeze the content, because of the alcohol in them.

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acctually they seperate ( you get the alcohol on top and the beer freezes.

You can put them in the freezer for a while but check on them fo if they freeze.

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ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr kirk

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

Freezer them.

Won't actually freeze the content, because of the alcohol in them.

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acctually they seperate ( you get the alcohol on top and the beer freezes.

You can put them in the freezer for a while but check on them fo if they freeze.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

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extreme__dude · June 2007

that wont make them colder though, and they already ahve to be below a certain temp for that to work

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Give it to me, tssssssssssss, there you go. Cool as ice...

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Blue_Ink · June 2007

Put one in some kind of a fabric bag on a long string, soak the bag in petrol/ strong alcohol and swing it around your head evaporating the petrol. Fastest way to cool a bottle of something

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ToMBeMe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by extreme__dude

that wont make them colder though, and they already ahve to be below a certain temp for that to work

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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Didint wana make it colder, i just think thats cool [:I].

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ride_whenever · June 2007

CO2 cartridges certainly the way to go. Failing that a adiabatic magnetic cooler. Also putting it in a vacuum wouldn't make it cooler, because there is no way to heat up a vacuum, which is why thermos flasks work. But, letting any gas expand will cool it and by proxy the beer, if you can force enough air into an inner tube you should be able to cool it down.

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ddoogie · June 2007

Open the beer and put it on baking trays. Put baking trays in the fridge. More surface area = faster heat loss.

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

Freezer them.

Won't actually freeze the content, because of the alcohol in them.

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It will freeze.

Stick the cans/bottles in the freezer for half an hour. that should chill them enough. any more and it might look fine from the outside, but its because its under pressure. open the can/bottle and you've got a beersicle

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John · June 2007

If youd put them in the freezer they would have been done by now.

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me_groovy · June 2007

or you could just wait for them in the fridge you fu<s></s>cking alcoholic

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miggillicuddy · June 2007

Sink with cold running water.

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Paul · June 2007

Stab a deoderant can with a knife, and chill your beer with the propellant as it rushes out.

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Red Lemon · June 2007

Ice and concentrated salt water (about 300g salt per litre of water) is a standard lab method of getting water very, very cold. Put the beers in a bath of that, just be sure to thoroughly rinse before opening.

nirveous · June 2007

He said ages ago that he doesn't have a freezer you trollops.

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mbukjames · June 2007

Put it in a freezing cold bath..[:P]

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