Hi..

~~Chucker~~
~~Chucker~~ Posts: 2
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
I'm totally new here[:D], so please forgive me if I make mistakes. Does anyone know where the rules are, I could really do with reading them before I do anything.[:)]
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  • Tar. - reads rules thoroughly -.
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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Obey the rules, think before you post and welcome.

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  • Ok I've read the rules and read your posts [;)]. Do you guys have any tips for me to learn?
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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Learn what exactly?

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    Lurk. See how the forum works before posting.
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by blacksun</i>

    Learn what exactly?

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    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Well I was just wandering is there anything I should/should not do..[8)]
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  • Ben1234
    Ben1234 Posts: 488
    Dont use txt talk.

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Search the forum and google before posting any questions.

    Use proper English/grammar.

    Don't wear lycra.

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    I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally ~ W. C. Fields
  • Ok. I'm basically a big MBUK reader/fan and love mountain biking!
    I'm 13 and have been cautious whether to register for the forum in case I might have the fun taken out of me but have plucked the courage to join.[:D]
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  • just dont be a di<s></s>ck and you'll be fine [:)]

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    <b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    <b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
    <b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    But he\'s French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    You'll be fine dude, just don't act like the rest of the kids on here.

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  • Ok I'll try my best.[;)]
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    *hums jaws theme*

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
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  • Yeah you will if you get too c<u></u>ocky/cheeky/annoying. Just don't post any sh<i></i>ite unless it's in the sandbox-and even still, someone will probably find something to have a go at you about. Don't take alot of what peope say in the sandbox too seriously.

    [edit] ...and yes, there is a swear filter on....it, got me![V]

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    *hums jaws theme*

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Never ever listen to him

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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    <b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    But he\'s French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    Ok, I'll play nice.

    These are the sandbox rules. Pay attention to #9 especially

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • LOL That link still makes me chuckle. Well done UH DH. But seriously never listen to him.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    <b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
    <b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

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  • abul
    abul Posts: 347
    -.- and dont post the i love horses link either coz that gets annoying!

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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by abul</i>

    -.- and dont post the i love horses link either coz that gets annoying!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    <b>WHO THE FU<s></s>CK ARE YOU?</b>

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.
  • mongooseTE17
    mongooseTE17 Posts: 328
    Lets see a pic of your bike.

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  • rubber side up
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mongooseTE17</i>

    Lets see a pic of your wang.

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    ZOMG!

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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • prian
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    Ok, I'll play nice.

    These are the sandbox rules. Pay attention to #9 especially

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">lol you always get me

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  • John
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ~~Chucker~~</i>

    Tar. - reads rules thoroughly -.
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    Id put money on you not being new due to the -- thing, Also youve started a football topic in the box, 1st impressions arent good.

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • was gonna say that I didn't think he was new, but thought I'd let him away with it.

    (I would have gone with 's7ick'--was banned earlier ...but meh, he's not doing any harm yet)[:o)]

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  • Who is "s7ick"?
    What have I done wrong?

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  • Ok..

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  • Jonnyp1
    Jonnyp1 Posts: 13
    looks like the classic, acting all innocent, fluttering the eyelids malarkey...