If you drove... (girlfriend thread)

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
...a 120 mile round trip to see a girl and you were stood up, would you consider, at all, of giving her another chance?

I'm still not sure whether or not I should forgive the chick earlier in the week.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    Depends what her reasons were and how hot she is.

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    Nope. Plenty more where she came from.

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • 34DD (nuff said), and her reasons are, to be honest, deep seated issues with her confidence from a troubled childhood.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • Ben
    Ben Posts: 5,534
    Bye bye....

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    Bigger chested version of a friend of mine.
    Shes probably worth it. But thats too far man.

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • So it would be sad and pathetic of me to give her another shot you think?

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    So she didn't show because of lack of confidence?
    No second chance, if she wasn't otherwise engaged, accident, death of a realative etc etc it's not a good enough reason and she could have phoned you or something.
    And a big rack isn't always a winner.
    Shape FTW!

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  • Sav
    Sav Posts: 17
    women with deep seated confidence issues are a right chore, no big baboobies are worth it! my missus had such issues but a good hiding once a week sorted it out.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    34DD (nuff said), and her reasons are, to be honest, deep seated issues with her confidence from a troubled childhood.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    For personal reasons I wouldnt go near her for her personal issues.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

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  • oh sorry, should have explained. When I got down there, I talked for ages on the phone with her, trying to convince her to come down. So she didn't totally blow me off (unfortunately...lol)

    And to be fair to her, half way there I got a call saying not to come down, so I could have cut the journey in half for myself. But then, she was still cancelling last minute.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    Send her an invoice for the fuel she now owes you... and don't drive that far again for pus<u></u>sy, it's not worth it.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    oh sorry, should have explained. When I got down there, I talked for ages on the phone with her, trying to convince her to come down. So she didn't totally blow me off (unfortunately...lol)

    And to be fair to her, half way there I got a call saying not to come down, so I could have cut the journey in half for myself. But then, she was still cancelling last minute.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    If shes not going to meet you after youve just driven 60 miles just to meet her, then shes not worth bothering with. Its never going to go anywhere. If you do eventually coax her out of her shell, she'll look to you for her confidence. When you eventually feel crowded by her, which you will, you wont be able to have your own space. You'll find it very hard to get rid of her. Dont get me wrong, its nice to have someone looking upto you for a while, but it gets too much.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
  • St.D1ckie
    St.D1ckie Posts: 982
    make her come to you, if she wants you enough she will.. otherwise dont bother

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  • yeah, she just phoned me actually, what a coincidence. I told her straight up, I'm not making any more effort. no more money on phone calls. no more petrol. if she wants me enough, come get me.

    this way, i can sit back and chill for it to happen instead of putting myself out.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by St.D1ckie</i>

    make her come to you, if she wants you enough she will.. otherwise dont bother

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    I really dont think thats happening, read above...

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
  • robb_o
    robb_o Posts: 332
    Make her come to YOU!

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  • blacksun
    blacksun Posts: 381
    I'm glad kids have the ability to understand what they read these days.

    She has issues she won't meet him in her own town, why will she make the journey else where?



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  • Tom
    Tom Posts: 5,945
    id be totally mad at her.

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    Sounds like you're trying to get laid by my ex!

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  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    Clearly the most important question is, what car where you driving?

    911 turbo, sure see her again.

    A X reg corsa? probably not.

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    P.s Im not doing that again.
  • lakejump
    lakejump Posts: 27
    GET HER BACK FU*K HER HARD AND FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE! AHHHHHHHHHH
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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by 360</i>

    Clearly the most important question is, what car where you driving?

    911 turbo, sure see her again.

    A X reg corsa? probably not.

    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

    P.s Im not doing that again.
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    i don't understand your post...

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    Im not sure I do either. Partly the fact that in a decent car i dont really care about driving 120miles because I enjoy it.

    Also it doesn't really make much odds how far you travelled you still got stood up.



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  • ard nut
    ard nut Posts: 2,125
    Dude you're whipped.
  • breezer
    breezer Posts: 1,225
    Yer what car heh. I agree let her come to you. Is there a photo though as that may sway my opinion

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  • Og Monster
    Og Monster Posts: 131
    Oh man thats crap. Well depends on the circumstances and how you feel about her y'know.

    Talk to her and see if she can get a train to see you...then there no turning back mahhaha

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  • St.D1ckie
    St.D1ckie Posts: 982
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by blacksun</i>

    I'm glad kids have the ability to understand what they read these days.

    She has issues she won't meet him in her own town, why will she make the journey else where?



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    yes but if shes afraid of meeting you.. surely shes not worth the huge effort?

    especially if she lives 60 frickin miles away

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    I would only drive 120 miles again to see her if it's so that you can kill her in the face with a kipper.
  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    Punch her in the chuff.

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