How many names...

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,715
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Can you think of for the vagina?

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  • Tom
    Tom Posts: 5,945
    several. the best being 'gateway to her guts'

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    too many
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  • _Andy_H
    _Andy_H Posts: 163
    Somebody sent me a link to a webpage the other week...674 (or there abouts) different names or something that this guy has come up with, he really needs to get out more, I'll post it up later if i can get the link of mate tonight.

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    List them fools.
  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    The cup with no handle, mushpuppy, Swoft, fish basket, Minnie, Nellie, Gash, Hairy Mary, Bushtucker, Smelly Alley, Mouses ear, to name but a few.
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  • Clodge, clopper, clout, minsy, foofoo

    Those're some of my favourites.

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  • ham wallet, [:D]

    eh, foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound ang has a few good ones

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    Velvet love pocket, breaded clam
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  • The Joe Show
    The Joe Show Posts: 9,413
    Axewound.

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  • Sam B256
    Sam B256 Posts: 73
    I'm weird, i know it has her.. [:P]

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  • dan_trials
    dan_trials Posts: 597
    willy socket, co<s></s>ck stop, pubic bus station, *mind goes blank*

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  • Rat, as in "get your rat out"

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    Go back to selling apollos mate.

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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    knicker bacon?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Beef tacco.

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  • hazzahulme
    hazzahulme Posts: 1,321
    co<s></s>ckpit, flange

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  • NeillyB
    NeillyB Posts: 8,288
    Vertical bacon sandwich

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  • scgt
    scgt Posts: 173
    vertical smile, honey pot, the alley
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Punami
    Flange
    Gash
    Front Bum
    Fanny
    worm
    T<u></u>wat
    C<u></u>unt
    Rat.

    Someone here had an email with a list of about 100 on.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    Faff, Lady Garden, Minge, Beef Curtains.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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  • breezer
    breezer Posts: 1,225
    Dripping gash

    I love the word flange btw, always makes me snigger

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  • ruane
    ruane Posts: 268
    Mound, Gash, Axe Wound, Minge to name a few.
  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    Fadge, vag, furry cup.

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  • Stinkyboy
    Stinkyboy Posts: 1,135
    wizards sleive, C*nt, sausage sheith, lady garden,

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    wizard's sleeve is a term for a loose one, not a real one.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

    wizard's sleeve is a term for a loose one, not a real one.

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    Another name for a slack one is Clowns Pants.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    Also ripped out fire place

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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    In fact, whilst I'm complaining, beef curtains and flange are both names for the labia not the actual vagina.
    You lot are disgraceful and make me ashamed to be here. [v]

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

    In fact, whilst I'm complaining, beef curtains and flange are both names for the labia not the actual vagina.
    You lot are disgraceful and make me ashamed to be here. [v]

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    Well according to Wiki its right [;)]

    Also liking bearded clam.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

    I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
    <font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    Damn you wikipedia!
    DAMN YOU TO HELL!

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