Where to meet Mountain Biker Women?

gotta_hurt · May 2007

Come on lads...lets face it...your tearing down a single track,flat out,in the zone and you see the fittess bit of totty going the other way! What do you do! Not excalty going to skid to a stop and try and turn round,fall flat on your face and look a compleat burk! If you do manage to catch up you've got a spam fritter on your boat looking like somethings crawled out of your derailour. So,where can you meet single likeminded women who know the difference between a 9 speed cassette from a cd! Can't be alone on this surely....?[:D]

mongooseTE17 · May 2007

Wouldn't this be better in the sandbox? And waht the hell are you talking about?

My Elite!
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1331161/

Random Vince · May 2007

whats that about spam fritters?
whats that baout boats?

who said anything about having a rear deralier

infact, who said anything about falling off?

<hr noshade size="1"><center>My signature was stolen by a moose</center>

that will be all
trying to get GT James banned since tuesday

jamiejim · May 2007

what the hell, I only understood about half of that!

John · May 2007

Want to meet mountainbiker women in your area? Text 'CHAT' to 1337 now and you can be chating in minutes,

Texts cost œ17 each+standard network rate etc....

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

Updated [:D] Glory Jackal

Safe as Fu<s></s>ck Pushbike Bullsh<s></s>it and Wideopen Mag.

ride_whenever · May 2007

LOL, simple, get a job at a good bike shop. Everyone knows women cannot do anything mechanical [;)] (and btw i will continue to say this until i see evidence to the contrary). Then when they come in you can get chatting to them, plus if they are leaving their bike in then you also get their phone number.

My Scott

My Single Speed

Always remember to pick your Uni according to the local trails or you'll be stuck with nowhere to ride for three years!

SJ · May 2007

Or you could just click on the 'F' in my signature...[;)]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><div align="right">10http://www.mbuk.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=182209 % Pure Filth!</div id="right">
<div align="left">47 days...</div id="left">

ride_whenever · May 2007

And do what exactly, bust a nut? I don't think so...

Just find a woman, any woman, get her to fall in love with you and take her out riding, if she loves you she'll share in your passion. Plus you can watch her arse in lycra, always a bonus.

My Scott

My Single Speed

Always remember to pick your Uni according to the local trails or you'll be stuck with nowhere to ride for three years!

UH DH · May 2007

Wait. So you're on a bit of singletrack when you see a pretty girl coming the other way.

Seriously, on a piece of singletrack, you won't need to turn round as you will smelch straight into her anyway. Give the fu<s></s>cking bint a good kicking and tell her to stop being a mong and go the right way.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

ride_whenever · May 2007

LOL

My Scott

My Single Speed

Always remember to pick your Uni according to the local trails or you'll be stuck with nowhere to ride for three years!

Red Lemon · May 2007

Wondered how long it'd be before this was moved.

MJ · May 2007

Descent world worked for me

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP
I wouldn't mind a bit of MJ <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SJ

Or you could just click on the 'F' in my signature...[;)]
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Looking for <s>your next victim</s> a new friend? [:D]

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November · May 2007

Olol.

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
Wondering who I am, what I'm doing here and whether or not I ride a bike? Read Novs answers to all the FAQ here!
Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

Olol.
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OMG, another Girl who rides a bike! Shock Horror, the Forum is being taken over by them! [:0]

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November · May 2007

<falls over>

Wait!

I'm not a girl!

I'm on the internetz!

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
Wondering who I am, what I'm doing here and whether or not I ride a bike? Read Novs answers to all the FAQ here!
Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

360 · May 2007

whistler, ah!

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

P.s Im not doing that again.

El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

I'm not a girl!
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Matt's in for a surprise then...[:0]

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November · May 2007

I've been with the bloke for 3 years - trust me, he knows I'm not a girl. [;)]

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
Wondering who I am, what I'm doing here and whether or not I ride a bike? Read Novs answers to all the FAQ here!
Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

I've been with the bloke for 3 years - trust me, he knows I'm not a girl. [;)]
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[:I]

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gotta_hurt · May 2007

Lol

SJ · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SJ

Or you could just click on the 'F' in my signature...[;)]
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Looking for <s>your next victim</s> a new friend? [:D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Na, the best one is still sat next to me![:D]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><div align="right">10http://www.mbuk.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=182209 % Pure Filth!</div id="right">
<div align="left">47 days...</div id="left">

Moriarti · May 2007

ive yet to meet a woman thats really into riding. i dont mean they dont like doing it, im talking about when you get the 'itch' if you havent been out in two days

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

UH DH · May 2007

Thats just crabs.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Ben · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by 360

whistler, ah!

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

P.s Im not doing that again.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Women better than me last Summer.

Oh the shame [:I]

.

Moriarti · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

Thats just crabs.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

thats what you get from mtb women[:D]

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

UH DH · May 2007

No, you get splinters of carbon fibre embedded in your co<s></s>ck when you fu<s></s>ck them, because they refuse to use saddles.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

miggillicuddy · May 2007

There's a certain waitress in a certain cafe at the bottom of a certain south-of-scotland trail-center...[:X]

...Pretty sure she rides too[:D]

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Moriarti · May 2007

i ride to get away from my woman i dont want her catching me!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

UH DH · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by miggillicuddy

There's a certain waitress in a certain cafe at the bottom of a certain south-of-scotland trail-center...[:X]

...Pretty sure she rides too[:D]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Actually, both Emma and Tracey do. I see Tracy Moseley up GT quite a bit.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Moriarti · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by miggillicuddy

There's a certain waitress in a certain cafe at the bottom of a certain south-of-scotland trail-center...[:X]

...Pretty sure she rides too[:D]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Actually, both Emma and Tracey do. I see Tracy Moseley up GT quite a bit.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

did you give her 'the look'

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

Where to meet Mountain Biker Women?

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