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Sam B256 · May 2007

Was intresting...

I had my job interview this morning (even though i dont think it qualifies for a job interview), then i went up town with my sister.

She went into ann summers and proceeded to tell me that ever since using genital rub (i didnt know how else to put it) she couldn't get wet, and then started asking me about which one was the best. I just shrugged. [xx(]

How is everyone elses day been??[:)]

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DJIP · May 2007

EW your sister is wrong!

Winner of the "Most likely to be rohypnoled by another forumite" award

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JinjaNinja · May 2007

Umm, what would "genital rub" be? Lube?

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November · May 2007

Scary stuff. Very. Scary.

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
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Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

JinjaNinja · May 2007

Cmon, let me into the secrets of goo spread inbetween the legs... pwese

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Sam B256 · May 2007

Yup..

Lube exactly..

Yup, she even asked me if i struggle to get wet, and what her and her grandad boyfriend get up to. I just told her shut up! [:P]

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Sam B256 · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

Cmon, let me into the secrets of goo spread inbetween the legs... pwese
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She asked me about durex tingle, durex heat, and durenx something else. Its very disturbing [xx(]

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November · May 2007

Cor. I think the furthest I ever got to discussing such things with my brother was when I caught him at a party with lipstick on his cheek and laughed at him.

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
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Mah Pwetty

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Matt · May 2007

Talking about secks with siblings FTUL.

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Sam B256 · May 2007

I wish my sisters and brothers like that.. [:(]

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The Joe Show · May 2007

Today, i had to pull out onto the A14 from a stop (who decided to put that there?!), and spent œ60 on 3 bike parts.

Damn you road designers, damn you CRC and damn you payday!

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Tartanyak · May 2007

Have you ever thought of getting her euthanised for the good of all society?

Surely the courts would allow a retroactive abortion in her case?

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JinjaNinja · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Sam B256

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

Cmon, let me into the secrets of goo spread inbetween the legs... pwese
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She asked me about durex tingle, durex heat, and durenx something else. Its very disturbing [xx(]

<hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
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My world is now complete.

*heaves lunch onto key board*

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

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Sam B256 · May 2007

It would be better for everyone, even her boyfriend, who she just sees as a walking bank, and only tellshim that she loves him, when she is after something, but he is to stupid to see that.

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JinjaNinja · May 2007

Ah well, if he's stupid and she's stupid let them get on with it and make retarded children. If all fails you can sell em for a tidy profit.

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Sam B256 · May 2007

I doubt it.. [:P]

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November · May 2007

Why do you still go and see her even though you always complain about it and really don't like her..?

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
Wondering who I am, what I'm doing here and whether or not I ride a bike? Read Novs answers to all the FAQ here!
Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

Simonb256 · May 2007

It's not really that simple, Sam babysits occasionally for her and in the end she is family (who lives with her mother)

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Sam B256 · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

Why do you still go and see her even though you always complain about it and really don't like her..?
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Most of the time i dont like her, but like Simon said she is family, no matter what. I do also babysit for her once a week, but ah well..

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JammyH · May 2007

I cant believe no ones said it yet!

PIXXORZ of said sister?

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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Sam B256 · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JammyH

I cant believe no ones said it yet!

PIXXORZ of said sister?
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You have already seen pixxorz of said sister, before.

<hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]

downhiller90 · May 2007

Is this the sister which made Flurry (i think it was) cry? If so then we do NOT want to see! I'm still having nightmares about that[xx(]

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Sam B256 · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by downhiller90

Is this the sister which made Flurry (i think it was) cry? If so then we do NOT want to see! I'm still having nightmares about that[xx(]
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This said sister i had shown photo with her sleeping, while drunk, and i think the one you are on about was the one that was a lousy friend.

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JammyH · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Sam B256

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JammyH

I cant believe no ones said it yet!

PIXXORZ of said sister?
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You have already seen pixxorz of said sister, before.

<hr noshade size="1">I Did Follow The Dog On The 6th May, 2006 And Enjoyed Every Second Of It, Even The Fight With The Tree. SimonB256: "I May Have A Little Downhiller Eventually" [:D]
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Probably but I dont remember, I need a face to guage the level of embarrasment felt by your self. With out visuals, the text is useless [V]

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

downhiller90 · May 2007

Oh ok. My mistake.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

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