Fookin' chavs from the village...

Keeners · May 2007

Right. Backstory.

Ages ago, i bought a pair of Shift Chill gloves off Stif. I was dead chuffed and all, because they were really good gloves for the money.

Anyway. Riding up t'local jumps a while back, i came home, didn't think anything out of the ordinary. Next time i wanted to go riding, my gloves were nowhere to be found. *dramatic music* After mourning for a while, i moved on and bought some Shadow Conspiracy ones.

Then on the school bus home the other day, one of the local chavs whacks out a pair of gloves, and *shock shock* they're my Shift Gloves. I sauntered over to ask where they got the gloves from..."Toys R Us, mate."

After a load of "Fuck you, you can't get them at Toys R Us"s from me, they revealed that they had, in fact, "Nicked 'em, mate. They ent yours."

"How'd you nick them from a store that doesn't even stock them, then?"
"Stuck em in my pocket mate."

I really do dispair sometimes.

[:(]

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ddoogie · May 2007

Chu got owned.

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John · May 2007

Noone cares about your chav problem,

I will now read your post.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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euan_333 · May 2007

You clearly spent alot of time writing and punctuating that, too bad it's a pish story.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · May 2007

I appretiate that you did spend time to not make that look like one solid block of text.

Props to the n00b.

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

shoulda whipped your cock in their face, and yelled SUCK ON IT FUTHERMUCKERS

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Keeners · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

I appretiate that you did spend time to not make that look like one solid block of text.

Props to the n00b.

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Haha. I'm not a forum n00b. It's just that nobody recognises me.

And, i might add to Euan, that i don't spend any extra time punctuating. I type like this over MSN and stuff too, just because lack of punctuation makes you look like a complete window-licker.

And i do English AS Level, so i am a pedant for proper typing and spelling.

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euan_333 · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Keeners

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

I appretiate that you did spend time to not make that look like one solid block of text.

Props to the n00b.

<center>Bike!</center>
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Haha. I'm not a forum n00b. It's just that nobody recognises me.

And, i might add to Euan, that i don't spend any extra time punctuating. I type like this over MSN and stuff too, just because lack of punctuation makes you look like a complete window-licker.

And i do English AS Level, so i am a pedant for proper typing and spelling.

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O RLY? [;)]

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Keeners · May 2007

Alright. I let myself down on the capitalisation of "I"s, but they're really not worth it.

*sulks*

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whyamihere · May 2007

Everyone recognises you Keeno...

Keeners · May 2007

*points up to Shadow_Conspiracy*

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UH DH · May 2007

*frots*

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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whyamihere · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Keeners
*points up to Shadow_Conspiracy*<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Everyone who anyone cares about recognises you Keeno...

Keeners · May 2007

Yeah, good point.

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by whyamihere

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Keeners
*points up to Shadow_Conspiracy*<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Everyone who anyone cares about recognises you Keeno...
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dang [V]

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Keeners · May 2007

Didn't you recognise me, Mike?

I'm almost hurt.

But not really.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · May 2007

Hey , Mike.

I care about you.

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

the fact you're fully rigid makes that twice as appreciated

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Shadow_Conspiracy · May 2007

real men ride rigid [;)]

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Keeners · May 2007

You like it fully rigid <s>up the chuff</s>, don't you?

Ba-zing!

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Shadow_Conspiracy · May 2007

Pretty much.

Problem?

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

yeah, there was no intended subtlty there, i was talking about his cock

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