So that "r'ship" ended quickly.

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike
edited May 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Another night of disappointment for Colin. Let down again by the same woman, she cancelled plans at last minute then did the whole not answering phone skit.

I have officially ended it.

Man, this sucks. I actually really liked her.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • dan_trials
    dan_trials Posts: 597
    disappointment sex ftw?

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    Could be worse. Girls that lie about their age are worse. Lucky escape.

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    [:(]

    Poor lad.

    If she's doing that to you, though, she isn't worth your time, to be honest.



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  • roryf
    roryf Posts: 1,335
    Get out on the pull and get rebound sex that means nothing.
  • Finally i've realised it Keeners, after being simply too soft the first couple of times.

    Where are all the decent women? I just feel so confused. it seems to be the total jemimas who get the woman and decent guys like me who treat them well, has a good job and it well up for a laugh, get discarded.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    Haha. I've just got out of a proper cu<font size="2">nt up of a woman problem.

    And i know what you mean. It's always the people that deserve the least that get the most. The complete wa</font id="size2">nkers that treat women like dirt that seem to get them all.



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  • Dodgex1
    Dodgex1 Posts: 1,306
    Dude, stop trying so hard.

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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    nice guys finish last im afraid

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  • euan_333
    euan_333 Posts: 667
    Just have a wa<b></b>nk and it will be OK.

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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    Oit. Fukpig.

    What's your MSN?



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  • keeners man, what's yours and ill stick you in. i dont post it on forums!

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

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  • Did you get your willy wet?

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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    Fukpig, YGM.

    [:)]



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  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    You do realise youl end up going back to her as soon as she snaps her fingers, Women are like that [:(]

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • she had cracking tits too, 34DD

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    ^
    As did the girl that just fu<font size="2">cked me over.

    [:(]

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    euan_333 Posts: 667
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    she had cracking tits too, 34DD

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    You know the drill...

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  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    she had cracking tits too, 34DD

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

    I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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    We have so much in common, Scary.

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • Keeners
    Keeners Posts: 5
    You have 34DDs?


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  • keeners, no mail, but hotmail is being ooooooh!.

    Dinny matter, im heading soon anyway.

    maybe there's a boob to crap gf relation. As my first girlfriend, loved her, 4 years that lasted, had small breasts.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cerberus</i>

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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    Wait so after that 8 page thread of advice you didn't get to use any of it? For shame.

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  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    You chaved you pubes and everything, At least mine likes men as they were intended, With some hair!

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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