Does anyone else

rich_teague

Piss in the shower?

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jamiejim

yer. prefer the toilet tbh

Dodgex1

Yes, although I shower with my back to the shower stream and plug hole so I have to turn round and piss, which makes me feel bad because I have to think about it.

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Keeners

Why would you even ask that?



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Shadow_Conspiracy

Doesn't everyone?

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mr kirk

aye but aim for the plug hole ( other wise its just a tad dirty )

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rich_teague

Why?

Because I can.

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Lee_erm

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rich_teague</i>

Ejaculate in the shower?

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dan_trials

A wise man pis<s></s>ses when he can, a fool when he has to.

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lacuna

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Lee_erm</i>

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Ejaculate in the shower?

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<center><i><font color="orange">absolutely</font id="orange"></i><font color="red"><i>herming</i></font id="red"><i><font color="orange">along</font id="orange"></i>. </center>

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just the once. too messy.

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jamiejim

the wisest of men never piss

Shadow_Conspiracy

Bath is messier.

Sticky Jellyfish FTUL.

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Super Nuts4fsr

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy</i>

Bath is messier.

Sticky Jellyfish FTUL.

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Guess who read the edit and not the topic post?

HAHA, jacking off in the bath.. WHAT A LOOSER!!!

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Shadow_Conspiracy

Guess who read lacuna's post...

fool.

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me_groovy

rates along with blowing your nose into your hands and letting the shower wash it off

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Mike Skinner

gotta aim for the plug-hole. not sure why, but it's just the way

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euan_333

Or your toe.

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Keeners

Just go freestyle.

"Look ma, no hands!"



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ddoogie

Aye, when the water is cold you can warm your feet up a bit.

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miggillicuddy

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

rates along with blowing your nose into your hands and letting the shower wash it off<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Guilty. [V]

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Ville Laihaila

Yeah...I piss in the shower. Freestylin'

Super Nuts4fsr

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by me_groovy</i>

rates along with blowing your nose into your hands and letting the shower wash it off

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I do that every day and time I shower[:D]

[Edit] Have a wa<s></s>nk, cum in your hands, squeeze it through your fingers, then blow your nose into your hands, and squeeze that all together[:D]

<b>Licking it off is optional, pis<s></s>sing it off is preferable though</b>[:p]
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ddoogie

You're at the line Phil.

You are here

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Super Nuts4fsr

Can I cross the line, please mister, <b>PLEASE??!!</b>
Life looks so much more fun on the sick and minging side[:D]

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UH DH

I like to see how high up the wall I can piss. Morning showers can sometimes yield high velocity ceiling pisses.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

I like to see how high up the wall I can piss. Morning showers can sometimes yield high velocity ceiling pisses.

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That can't be good for the colour of your ceiling?

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Keeners

Tavy's ceiling is a combination of yellow from urine, brown from mould and crusty from semen.

He modelled it on his teeth.



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anto164

is it me, or does jizz get stuck in the plug hole?

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UH DH

Nah, you just aren't getting enough saliva mixed in it.

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Keeners

You need to run it through a sieve, to get the lumps out.



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360

getting away with pissing on a girl in the shower ftw!

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