is it bad to find this funny?

Tom

Whats black and blue and hates sex?




































Madeline McCann

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GT_SJ

LOL. No, not at all.

blacksun

Doubt she's black and blue any more, more rotting corpse colour.

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Haha!
It's a winner.

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I was wondering how long it would be before a joke came out...

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nirveous

I knew the answer before I read it.

Anonymous

haha, I expected nothing less from you Tom.
That is a play on the original joke:
Whats Black Blue and hates sex?
A Rape Victim

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Tom

yeah i was in the process of telling that to a mate and decided to bring it up to date.

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anto164

i don't get it.

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wiltonjh

I hope you're joking [;)]

Mike Skinner

i was wondering if it was too early for Madeline McCann jokes to come out

then I realised it didn't matter as no-one could find any(thing) anyway.

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neil h

i was gonna say that was wrong, then i remembered i laughed at the darth vader line in Tavy's sig.

acid

probably wrong but thats makes all the more funny

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