black wars

extreme__dude · May 2007

right, stood outside the club last night trying my luck with the ladies before stumbling home, and then all of a sudden about 10 hench black guys burst out of the club doors and started beating the shit out of eachother. then half of them went away for a minute or so then came back with wood and similar random items and started hitting eachother with them instead!

needless to say i was standing sooo close to it looking like a peodophile in a playground with excitment as all of this was going on. there was loads of blood and everything.

but then those damn police come and stop all the fun [V]

just thaught i'd share that with you all...

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newmember · May 2007

10=2?

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extreme__dude · May 2007

no...it was actually not far from a full scale riot! hence the topic name black wars, not too drunk black guys with sticks [:P]

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newmember · May 2007

nice i wish i lived near people. well there is Calne... and Swindon. They don't count.

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thingummijigger · May 2007

so no lady then? [:P]

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extreme__dude · May 2007

no, no ladies last night [:(]

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ride_whenever · May 2007

but you had 10 bloody black guys, sounds like a wild night.

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extreme__dude · May 2007

it was a greatly random night. and then some dick driving away managed to run over the back of my ankle which was a bit shit.

EDIT: and it didnt even leave a manly bruise, just a bit of a scuff running down it

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · May 2007

I love random nights, I had one two weeks ago. 3 of us (i was sober, they weren't) picked up a random girl, and gave yher a lift home. it was sooo dodgy, i mean we could have been anyone. one of the guys got dropped off, and me and the other guy went back to her house. she woke the babysitter and we ended up catching spiders with a funny JML spider cather thing until 5am.

It was fun.

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I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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robb_o · May 2007

Are you like the elephant man or something?
How can a car possibly run over an ankle? They arent supposed to stick out far!

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extreme__dude · May 2007

well the bumper knocked me forwards hen the wheel got my ankle i think. something like that anyway

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JinjaNinja · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

I love random nights, I had one two weeks ago. 3 of us (i was sober, they weren't) picked up a random girl, and gave yher a lift home. it was sooo dodgy, i mean we could have been anyone. one of the guys got dropped off, and me and the other guy went back to her house. she woke the babysitter and we ended up catching spiders with a funny JML spider cather thing until 5am.

It was fun.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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WTF!? Was the random girl you gave a lift home to a 5yr old? Babysitter, Spiders... Your story makes no sense and sucks. Onlty as you didn't nail the girl, or the babysitter, or the spiders.

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John · May 2007

Pics or phonevid?

You all suck for not asking nearly 2 hours ago.

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im just having a rest

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extreme__dude · May 2007

no...i didnt think of doing it at the time but i sure wish i had now!

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