FAO Everyone with girl troubles...

Anonymous · May 2007

If you are actually considering cheating, you are a cunnt.

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skamanfrank · May 2007

Meh, I know how you feel about the crazy physcho bi<s></s>tch. I'm in the same position except I don't have a GF to worry about.....

Start chatting to a girl I know from years ago.
All of a sudden she "loves me" apparently.
Asks if she can come and visit me in Leeds some time.
Makes me promise not to have sex with anyone until she does......

SERIOUSLY! Come on bi<s></s>tch, wtf?! I ain't holding out for you! I might not tell you that though.....! [:p]

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haroexone · May 2007

tell her youve split with gf and see if shes still interested

JinjaNinja · May 2007

If you try and do something with her you are really dumb. Really dumb.

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

I keep reading this topic title and humming "I got 99 problems, but the byatch ain't one"

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thingummijigger · May 2007

i think shes gorgeous o__O

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · May 2007

This thread makes me laugh.

First off, you don't even know her.

Second, she told you on MSN? Oh please.

Third, she probably doesn't even understand what it really means. Gets thrown about so much.

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I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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magnus · May 2007

how old are you?

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Anonymous · May 2007

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dont go near her. be happy that you can get girls to like you but tell her youre not avaliable.

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Popular to contrary belief, it's not hard, son. You have a confidence problem.

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thingummijigger · May 2007

it is exceedingly hard, or, im just not very funny...

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extreme__dude · May 2007

she does sound like a bit of a looser, but she is pretty hot. i'd shag her anyway...

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thingummijigger · May 2007

5 times [:D]

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fabienno1 · May 2007

Say something like "I don't think we're gonna work out, you appear to me like one of those girls who calls at all times of the day crying and telling me you love me. And I can't deal with another one" See what her response is to that. If she says "I was only joking" say "I wasn't"

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fabienno1

Say something like "I don't think we're gonna work out, you appear to me like one of those girls who calls at all times of the day crying and telling me you love me. And I can't deal with another one" See what her response is to that. If she says "I was only joking" say "I wasn't"

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yes! that would be hilarious. Well done for coming up with the ultimate pwnage!

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fabienno1 · May 2007

*Takes a bow*

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Fantastic Mr Fox · May 2007

Remember kids, Internet relationships are not real.

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fabienno1 · May 2007

Damn! I really thought we had the beginning of something beautiful going on there Mr Fox. Oh well, i suppose there's plenty more fish in the sea

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Ben · May 2007

Lives in Oxford you say eh?

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Og Monster · May 2007

OH christ no! as if id ever cheat!!

NAh im just simply saying that i know this girl doesnt love me, she thinks she does, shes only known me like 3 days, its madness i was just saying to you guys what do you reckon about all this y'knnow, im not going to act on it.
1.Its the internet...thats your bread and butter right there
2. Im happy with my g/f as i am
3. Shes just horny and just saying that
4. come on im not that dumb/young and a cunt

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SJ · May 2007

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Ginger Tosser SJ???

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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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ride_whenever · May 2007

I live in oxford.... I could meet her and see if she really is worth being in love with...

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Mythic · May 2007

shes a dirty emo and shes probably had it in her from a 60 year old man thats y shes messed up stay away ppl always lok betta in picts anyways

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