ǝʞɐɔ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝꞁddɐǝuᴉd ƃuᴉʇɐǝ ʎɐpᴉɹɟ

'ning

another cloudy mild autumn day

coffee, nip into gmc for coffee and a natter, wfh, tdf, laze

my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

Comments

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,606

    Clever ^.

    Can you now magic up some sun you c*nt?

    Bye Pays de Galles.

    Before that: coffee.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217

    Despite no rain, soaked after this mornings run as last nights deluge has left everywhere wetter than Jordan’s front bottom

    work snizzle and then down south for a wedding, hopefully MIL will be transferred to a local hospital today otherwise stay over the night at the wedding then straight to Stockport rather than snowdon 🤬

  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 3,021

    Ooof! Putting the thought of Jordan's front bottom into ones mind at 8am is a repulsive thought! 🤢 Nasty!

    I think the only thing wet on Jordan is the lonely brain cell rattling about in her plastic skull.

    Anyway, WFW. Drove in as need car. Busy day at end of busy week. Many Rum & Cokes tonight. Looking forward to it.


    Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923

    Day off but planned ride could yet be scuppered by the weather, which was meant to be OK. Got to get some new front tyres on the Panzer and some new frames for my specs so will see if things clear up later.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,358

    WFW and an early bail with many jobs to do around the house.

    Weather is looking just as grim for another few weeks yet. Rubbish...

    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • oxoman
    oxoman Posts: 563
    edited July 2024

    Morning Workers. Mutt walked and sobered up after family meal. Planned bike ride binned as fetching young oxos nailgun from service centre. Dad's taxi when eldest gets back to bhx care of getting increasingly later flight. Was 5 then 6 now looking like 7 or 8. Upside is I miss the rush hour traffic. PS the front of a certain plastic barbies moist front bottom should make most normal men run away, football boob's more so. As to her having a brain cell, not a chance Harvey inherited that one.

    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • Webboo2
    Webboo2 Posts: 1,166

    Morning

    Early start so as to go and inter Mrs W’s mums ashes in her dads grave. I was hoping to go for a ride now I’m sling free it but the forecast is that it’s going to rain till Wednesday.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,495

    makes it easier for ws to read

    decided i'm saving up all the sun for my hols, though i may let you have glimmer next week

    tdf flat day in progress, jolly tourmalet tomorrow

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720

    Thank you.

    Nice day. Kinda spoilt by spending a large chunk of it cleaning sandstone paving with a jet washer, but hey ho. Now just need to finish installing the lighting in the new retaining wall...

    It rained fish overnight - a small flounder appeared on the driveway. Presumably some bird has dropped the takeaway meal.

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,894

    Afternoon folks,

    Busy day of shirking from home, lots of work to be done, but also a lot of other things... Talking of which I should put the kettle on.

    Daughter has gone back to Brighton to enjoy being by the sea and not having to do anything for a while. She'll be moving back in August when the tennency runs out so we should enjoy having the house to ourselves for a while.

    The talk of Jordans lady garden (probably after a tornado) reminded me of the very NSFW Kris Akabusi stories that were circulating a while back, exceedingly untidy to say the least.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,606

    Back from Welshland in an hour less than it took to get down.

    20 deg and sunny here!! It's a shock to the system.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Webboo2
    Webboo2 Posts: 1,166

    So as it has drizzled most of the day Mrs W dragged me off to the metropolis of Kingston upon Dull so we could drop of some stuff at the solicitor selling her mums house. Even though we drove through some of the doggy bits I never saw anyone dealing drugs like in Ricks Cambridge. We then went for a mooch in Beverley where she bought herself a diamond engagement ring as she is always going on that she hasn’t got one.😱

    For the record we met and we’re married within six months and surprisingly there was no pregnancy’s involved.😂😂