tuesday in which i do seven impossible things before breakfast
sungod
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'ning
looks like another glorious day, 25+ before dawn, maybe the calima, sadly i have a plane to catch, tempted to skip it and stay, but mrs s might kill me
i shall give you the sad history, with a happy ending, of the mad cactus, as recounted to me by the tabby during a convivial natter
timelessness ago, the cactus became trapped on a closed spacelike curve, unable to escape, aware but unaging, he tumbled through uncountable universes, experiencing their births and deaths, eventually losing his reason as it fragmented across the eternities of the void
the tabby, discovering his plight, took pity, being outside all universes, though they derive existence through entanglement* with her consciousness, she chose to place him on a timelike path intersecting our universe, which happens to be at the eastern approach to yaiza, just after the roundabout
today he stands there, surrounded by his adopted family, tended by the ayuntamiento, existing simply, aware only that he is, at last, happy in the warm sun, and always cheered by the greetings of passersby
always be good to the cactus
*this entanglement is the source of what are known as dark energy and dark matter, they evanesce from all other universes into ours, they are, but they are not, no human instrumentality can explain them, only the tabby
looks like another glorious day, 25+ before dawn, maybe the calima, sadly i have a plane to catch, tempted to skip it and stay, but mrs s might kill me
i shall give you the sad history, with a happy ending, of the mad cactus, as recounted to me by the tabby during a convivial natter
timelessness ago, the cactus became trapped on a closed spacelike curve, unable to escape, aware but unaging, he tumbled through uncountable universes, experiencing their births and deaths, eventually losing his reason as it fragmented across the eternities of the void
the tabby, discovering his plight, took pity, being outside all universes, though they derive existence through entanglement* with her consciousness, she chose to place him on a timelike path intersecting our universe, which happens to be at the eastern approach to yaiza, just after the roundabout
today he stands there, surrounded by his adopted family, tended by the ayuntamiento, existing simply, aware only that he is, at last, happy in the warm sun, and always cheered by the greetings of passersby
always be good to the cactus
*this entanglement is the source of what are known as dark energy and dark matter, they evanesce from all other universes into ours, they are, but they are not, no human instrumentality can explain them, only the tabby
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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Morning chapeliers fous et Alice
A good Jackanory Lewis.
Good days start with a good story.
Today's day looks unsuitably drab and grey but at least that tempestuous woman has blown herself out.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
rather warm stroll to café, awaiting icy zumo
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Morning
Coming down like stair rods here and I need to walk half a mile to the post box.0 -
I'm sat here in a high viz and toe capped boots, readying myself for a day of supervising on site.
Gym gymed already and a nice protein shake to fill me up.Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
Had a surprisingly mild and dry pedal in (car thermometer was showing 12C at one point in the 'burbs) so was getting a bit warm in my hi viz jacket. Coffee and pork pie are the order of the day to get me through a few meetings."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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well into the 30s now
just into the pleasantly cool lounge for tapas and the first bubbly of the day, chin chinmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Where is everyone?0
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Thought about going for a run earlier, took some painkillers in readiness, then changed my mind.
Living the dream.0 -
Knock knockPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Evening all. Tooth fixed! Nothing to report.
Oh, except for my massively high blood pressure. Just emailed my results to the Docs.
I wonder what else will go wrong next?Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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Who's there?seanoconn said:Knock knock
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just left gatwick, hawaiian shirt is fine, still need to lose heat from my high speed walk from the furthest pier, then zoom through baggage check with big rucksack on the back, small on the front, pushing my bikebox and overtaking slowcoachesoxoman said:.... I hope sungod freezes when gets back home, teasing us with 25 /30 degrees and sun.
plus the warming effect of all the bubbly
probably will feel nippy tomorrow
need to book some holsmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Yoda LadyCharlie_Croker said:
Who's there?seanoconn said:Knock knock
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Up early to fit in hounds, commute and early meeting.
Decent run with a pal and now chilling in the hot tub0 -
Stupid motorway traffic, got home after a ten hour day on the most anal H&S site ever.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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This sounds somehow wrong… 🤔tlw1 said:Up early to fit in hounds, commute and early meeting.
Decent run with a pal and now chilling in the hot tub
Morning after already for me. Had a nice long walk yesterday, not much else achieved at all.Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS1 -
Yoda lady who?seanoconn said:
Yoda LadyCharlie_Croker said:
Who's there?seanoconn said:Knock knock
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I didn't know you could yodelpinno said:
Yoda lady who?seanoconn said:
Yoda LadyCharlie_Croker said:
Who's there?seanoconn said:Knock knock
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