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rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 Posts: 4
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Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

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  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • singletonsingleton Posts: 2,468
    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
  • andyrrandyrr Posts: 1,814
    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    No, an MF has a “dhower” in the morning. A special thing only MFs partake in because they’re dirty, dirty.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no. we have a sink in the same room. shower

    get out of shower

    clean teeth

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    andyrr said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    No, an MF has a “dhower” in the morning. A special thing only MFs partake in because they’re dirty, dirty.
    😍😍😍😍😋
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    MattFalle said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no. we have a sink in the same room. shower

    get out of shower

    clean teeth

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    hang on, you've got me thinking.

    you lot do have different chinaware for different things, yah? I mean, we have separate shower/sink/toilet or separate bath/sink/toilet.

    You lot aren't doing anything weird likepissing in the shower are you? that's just weird and yuck.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 18,749
    MattFalle said:

    MattFalle said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no. we have a sink in the same room. shower

    get out of shower

    clean teeth

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    hang on, you've got me thinking.

    you lot do have different chinaware for different things, yah? I mean, we have separate shower/sink/toilet or separate bath/sink/toilet.

    You lot aren't doing anything weird likepissing in the shower are you? that's just weird and yuck.
    it is not weird it is compulsory, it is why they always tell you to dhower before getting in the pool
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    yeah, i get the re swim dhower, but whypiss in your own dhower?

    as Confucious say, wise man onlypiss in communal dhower
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • andyrrandyrr Posts: 1,814
    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    Maybe you’re one of these “ soiled dirty minging super turbo gonorrhea riddled skid mark leaving scrote hanging fetid hat lizard crowbag” types of people ?
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    andyrr said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    Maybe you’re one of these “ soiled dirty minging super turbo gonorrhea riddled skid mark leaving scrote hanging fetid hat lizard crowbag” types of people ?
    😇😇😇🥰
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 Posts: 4
    Good to hear I am not the only person to do this.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 6,045
    I have always thought clean underwear is over rated.
  • singletonsingleton Posts: 2,468
    MattFalle said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no.

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    Shaving in the shower is the correct way, unless you use an electric mains shaver.
  • mrb123mrb123 Posts: 4,481
    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no.

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    Shaving in the shower is the correct way, unless you use an electric mains shaver.
    In which case you do it in the bath yeah?
  • webboowebboo Posts: 6,045
    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    singleton said:

    MattFalle said:

    rjyoung19781ETPuhZ_6 said:

    Is it just me but if I go for a ride during the middle of the day when I get home I will shower and put back on the clothes I was wearing earlier in the day but will always put on clean underwear despite the fact that the underwear I had been wearing earlier in the day had only been worn for a few hours at most before I took it off.

    exactly the same here.

    i also can't just "grab a shower" - has to be full hair/teeth wash, no matter what. Full scrub job. Have morning dhower without having a shave? Uurgh, no. Just feel dirty. Dirty, dirty MF.

    You clean your teeth in the shower?
    no.

    i do shave in the shower though. is that ok?
    Shaving in the shower is the correct way, unless you use an electric mains shaver.
    The only shaving you do in the shower is on your legs.
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