Things that lasted longer than Liz Truss stint as PM

shirley_basso
shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
in The cake stop
Days 44
Minutes 64800

So far:

The lettuce

Sachin Tendulkar minutes batted in his international career (70211)

Chris Froome days in yellow (59)
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  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Bobby Sands hunger strike.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    Me waiting for SO Energy to activate my gas and leccy account properly. 174 days and counting.
  • wallace_and_gromit
    wallace_and_gromit Posts: 3,696
    Dan Bigham’s Hour record.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    You'd get through about a third of all of the Neighbours episodes, but would have achieved more.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,458
    The First 2022 Conservative Party Leadership Contest
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Harmony at Movistar.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    Do we know when the lettuce was actually picked? They only started the story over the last week or so.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Days in Peking.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    I actually think the Scottish summer might be slightly longer, you know.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730

    Continuing with the film theme, this one rather apt.


    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    A 0-0 draw with Brian Clough's 44 days at Leeds.
  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    My Schwalbe Lugano K-guard tyres. But only just.
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,458
    Depending on how you define it, the first 2020 lockdown

    From Bars etc ordered to close 20th March 2020 to being allowed to socialise with 1 other person outside your household on 13th May

    54 days

    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    School autumn half term
  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,610
    First.Aspect said:

    I actually think the Scottish summer might be slightly longer, you know.

    Well that's plainly bollocks! No way is the Scottish summer more than a week, or two in a really good year.
  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 2,960
    My erection after an accidental overdose of viagra.


    Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.

  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    A freshly pumped up bicycle tyre
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    The trapped Chilean miners

    Wine cap mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them sh1t …..

    Time between haircuts
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Jezyboy
    Jezyboy Posts: 3,655
    Big Sam as England manager.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722
    A wet paper bag.
  • drhaggis
    drhaggis Posts: 1,150
    Timed well, credit card purchases before being actually paid, and without incurring in interest.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    The gardening leave after my last job.
  • joeyhalloran
    joeyhalloran Posts: 1,080
    Her laugh as she walks to the bank with £20k severance package and entitlement to claim £115k a year Public Duty Cost Allowance because of her "special" role in public life as an ex-PM.

    Truss' campaign to become PM.

    And as they point out, IWG have more sponsors than she had days on the job:

  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    Surely time in a job is measured in Chelsea managers
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    surrey_commuter said:

    Surely time in a job is measured in Watford managers

    FTFY
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • carbonclem
    carbonclem Posts: 1,798
    Apparently the first PM to serve without an broadcast episode of Dr Who since its inception.
    2020/2021/2022 Metric Century Challenge Winner
  • HilaryAmin
    HilaryAmin Posts: 160
    Musk Rat's Twitter bid. 190 days and counting and he doesn't even want it.

    How to compute a Truss:
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,588
    First.Aspect said:

    The gardening leave after my last job.

    The notice period of the job I just left was about times longer.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,588
    slowmart said:

    The trapped Chilean miners

    Wine cap mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them censored …..

    Time between haircuts

    Isn't that part of the Tory manifesto?
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    Time for my broken rib to heal
    Wilier Izoard XP

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