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Things that lasted longer than Liz Truss stint as PM

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  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,855
    Bobby Sands hunger strike.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 12,137
    Me waiting for SO Energy to activate my gas and leccy account properly. 174 days and counting.
  • wallace_and_gromitwallace_and_gromit Posts: 2,744
    Dan Bigham’s Hour record.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 13,235
    You'd get through about a third of all of the Neighbours episodes, but would have achieved more.
  • tailwindhometailwindhome Posts: 18,681
    The First 2022 Conservative Party Leadership Contest
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • webboowebboo Posts: 5,855
    Harmony at Movistar.
  • mrb123mrb123 Posts: 4,391
    Do we know when the lettuce was actually picked? They only started the story over the last week or so.
  • blazing_saddlesblazing_saddles Posts: 21,534
    Days in Peking.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 13,235
    I actually think the Scottish summer might be slightly longer, you know.
  • blazing_saddlesblazing_saddles Posts: 21,534

    Continuing with the film theme, this one rather apt.


    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • mrb123mrb123 Posts: 4,391
    A 0-0 draw with Brian Clough's 44 days at Leeds.
  • crescentcrescent Posts: 1,199
    My Schwalbe Lugano K-guard tyres. But only just.
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • tailwindhometailwindhome Posts: 18,681
    Depending on how you define it, the first 2020 lockdown

    From Bars etc ordered to close 20th March 2020 to being allowed to socialise with 1 other person outside your household on 13th May

    54 days

    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 18,490
    School autumn half term
  • Dorset_BoyDorset_Boy Posts: 6,519
    First.Aspect said:

    I actually think the Scottish summer might be slightly longer, you know.

    Well that's plainly bollocks! No way is the Scottish summer more than a week, or two in a really good year.
  • photonic69photonic69 Posts: 2,038
    My erection after an accidental overdose of viagra.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    A freshly pumped up bicycle tyre
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,393
    edited October 2022
    The trapped Chilean miners

    Wine cap mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them censored …..

    Time between haircuts
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • JezyboyJezyboy Posts: 2,418
    Big Sam as England manager.
  • masjermasjer Posts: 2,260
    A wet paper bag.
  • drhaggisdrhaggis Posts: 1,102
    Timed well, credit card purchases before being actually paid, and without incurring in interest.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 13,235
    The gardening leave after my last job.
  • joeyhalloranjoeyhalloran Posts: 954
    Her laugh as she walks to the bank with £20k severance package and entitlement to claim £115k a year Public Duty Cost Allowance because of her "special" role in public life as an ex-PM.

    Truss' campaign to become PM.

    And as they point out, IWG have more sponsors than she had days on the job:

  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 18,490
    Surely time in a job is measured in Chelsea managers
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    surrey_commuter said:

    Surely time in a job is measured in Watford managers

    FTFY
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • carbonclemcarbonclem Posts: 1,484
    Apparently the first PM to serve without an broadcast episode of Dr Who since its inception.
    2020/2021/2022 Metric Century Challenge Winner
  • HilaryAminHilaryAmin Posts: 160
    Musk Rat's Twitter bid. 190 days and counting and he doesn't even want it.

    How to compute a Truss:
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  • ProssPross Posts: 38,793
    First.Aspect said:

    The gardening leave after my last job.

    The notice period of the job I just left was about times longer.
  • ProssPross Posts: 38,793
    slowmart said:

    The trapped Chilean miners

    Wine cap mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them censored …..

    Time between haircuts

    Isn't that part of the Tory manifesto?
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,625
    The phone call trying to get hold of my GP.
    My summer bedding plants.

    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
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