News of the week

This thread bringing you the latest headlines:

Old lady in Finland devastated as her dog was killed in Russian nuclear missile strike on her garden

Spaceman kicked off space station after porn found on computer

Warrant issued for The Stig's arrest. Police unsure why.

Queen slips and falls in cowdung, Clarkson facing legal challenges by Royal Family

Little boy playing with scalextric finds evidence of life on Mars

Greta Thunburg discovered missing as Putin's war rages on

Single engined Cessna attacked by dog

NASA sets up new organisation to find intelligent life on Earth

England lose to random nudist on pitch



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