The New World Order (Russia bashing thread)

shimanobottombracket

The new world order, probably goes something like this:

Mercury, Venus, Russia, Mars, Putin, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Vladivostok

Sometimes people get cancer. Shit happens. Sometimes planets get Russia, shit happens.

In Russia, people pleasure themselves in honour of their governor. They call this masturputing.

The plumbing in Russia is very poor, they have to defecate into a receptacle that is then picked up by their local council. That receptacle is called a poo tin.

Mother Russia f,ers.................... because life isn't shit enough!

The Russian Army!.......(made in china)

Superman's V'lad Putin's only weakness.............Ukranian!

shimanobottombracket

AAARRRGGH GOOOOOOD DAMMMIT!! No edit button.

My computer has no godd dam way to put text onto an image!! It was meant to say "I can finally see what his penis looks like"

WHY THE F'CK WOULD I POST A PIC OF A GRIEVING RUSSIAN!!!! MY COMPUTER IS GAY!

sod it, my entire post was ^%^&*ed. Why is the word "shít" censored? It means crap, feces, excrement or poor quality. It is NOT a swear or racist word. This censorism so god dam gay.

pblakeney

I've got news for you about one of your other favourite words.

shimanobottombracket

pblakeney said:

I've got news for you about one of your other favourite words.

My favourite word is discombobulate, but there's zero chance you would either know, or assume that. You would be correct about my second favourite word, often proceeded by "off". Especially appropriate in this instance as I failed to literally put a fúckin message on the internet properly.

pblakeney

Well done for confirming my opinion.
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