friday tales of one thousand pineapples and a pineapple

sungod

'ning

winter continues

ride and cafes, decided to declare day off, stock up on bubbly and tawny

oxoman

Morning all. Hopefully easy day today and a trip around new Evans store near me whilst picking the OH up. Very handily about a 2 minute walk from her office. 🤔😉. Lads GF is over so must be on best behaviour 😖. Chilly start but will see how the day progresses.

MattFalle

ciao

bambino b'day and tdv flying out for a while.

day of airport runs and holding schizz together methinks.

pinno

Wall to wall (nippy) sunshine. Glad I brought the Maple sapling and the Aloe Vera plant in as it was frosty.

Today pedal, tomorrow wedding reception (yawn).

seanoconn

pinno said:

Wall to wall (nippy) sunshine. Glad I brought the Maple sapling and the Aloe Vera plant in as it was frosty.

Today pedal, tomorrow wedding reception (yawn).

I like a good wedding. I’ll be your plus 1 👍

No wandering hands though! Unless your buying me Maccy D’s on the way home.

pinno

Promise I won't touch (much - this is entirely drink dependent).
Can we lure some females for fondling? Maybe fill a hip flask up with Vodka and Irn Bru. It's a posh hotel innit. Mrs P will be too busy looking after the girls to notice.
110 mile round trip for a Maccy D's. Would the Istanbul kebab house do?

thistle_

'ning

Cloudy but mild here.
Ride, WFW, ride, undecided.

seanoconn

pinno said:

Promise I won't touch (much - this is entirely drink dependent).
Can we lure some females for fondling? Maybe fill a hip flask up with Vodka and Irn Bru. It's a posh hotel innit. Mrs P will be too busy looking after the girls to notice.
110 mile round trip for a Maccy D's. Would the Istanbul kebab house do?

Now you’re talking, I’m up for some stealthy hip flask action and have a spare I’ve yet to use in anger. I’m not allowed to fondle other females anymore but everything else goes, we can watch them fondle each other or I can watch you fondle them while I sip the Irn Bru and vodka, making some suggestions as to what I’d like to see fondled next.

Large chicken kebab, chilli sauce and garlic Mayo please, in case I’m too plastered to order myself later.

Stevo_666

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

homers_double

Early finish so will destroy some more garden in the hope that it can be rebuilt soon.

Tour De Manc on Sunday followed by a soak in the hot tub and some decent red wine to congratulate myself.

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

homers_double

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Richard-Kershaw9?utm_medium=email&utm_source=ExactTarget&utm_campaign=20220425_

pinno

seanoconn said:

pinno said:

Promise I won't touch (much - this is entirely drink dependent).
Can we lure some females for fondling? Maybe fill a hip flask up with Vodka and Irn Bru. It's a posh hotel innit. Mrs P will be too busy looking after the girls to notice.
110 mile round trip for a Maccy D's. Would the Istanbul kebab house do?

Now you’re talking, I’m up for some stealthy hip flask action and have a spare I’ve yet to use in anger. I’m not allowed to fondle other females anymore but everything else goes, we can watch them fondle each other or I can watch you fondle them while I sip the Irn Bru and vodka, making some suggestions as to what I’d like to see fondled next.

Large chicken kebab, chilli sauce and garlic Mayo please, in case I’m too plastered to order myself later.

I x Shish and 1 x Chicken Kebab with chilli sauce and garlic mayonnaise... just writing that down on a slip of paper.

I'm looking forward to this fondling. I can fondle them and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

Stevo_666

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

Stevo_666

Reminds me of this little tweet

Stevo_666

homers_double said:

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Richard-Kershaw9?utm_medium=email&utm_source=ExactTarget&utm_campaign=20220425_

Done.

I've helped Ukrainians and Northerners on the same day. Where's my bloody medal?

veronese68

Evening folks,
Busy day but thankfully WFH, going for a swift drink and to pick up some scoff shortly. Should be a quiet weekend, first one in a while so I'm looking forward to it. Lots to do around here though so not too quiet.
Istanbul kebab shop sounds good, and a fumble round the back for good measure makes for a top notch night out.

oxoman

Evening all. Can officially say the new Evans store that's just opened near me is 💩. A few decent bikes then full of mongoose and muddyfox rubbish and pinnacle branded stuff. Honestly don't know why I bothered. Currently waiting for the OH to come out of the takeaway with the Friday fish and chip treat.

veronese68

Evans hasn't been good for a while, but since Ashley took over its gone downhill fast.

oxoman

Your not wrong V. Really surprised me how poor it was compared to how it used to be prior to the fat twxt taking it over.

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

I would but there literally is no room.

Stevo_666

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

I would but there literally is no room.

What about that spare house of yours?

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

I would but there literally is no room.

What about that spare house of yours?

Hmm...

veronese68

Send them to Sweatland? Talk about out of the frying pan... 😂

Stevo_666

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

I would but there literally is no room.

What about that spare house of yours?

Hmm...

Tight git

Stevo_666

veronese68 said:

Send them to Sweatland? Talk about out of the frying pan... 😂

It's one way of making sure they go back to Ukraine sharpish

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

Morning Bracketeers and fondlers,

Early start on account of some inconsiderate barsteward arranging an 8am call. Audit close meeting today so will, finally be free of the annoying gits for another few months.

In other news, Mrs. 666 has had details through of a Ukrainian refugees who we might want to sponsor.

'Sponsor' ?! You tight git. You have a big enough pad to home a dozen of them.

You have to sponsor them so they can come to the UK and we can put them up. Mother and two kids (7 and 2). She used to work in that nuclear power plant that the Russkies shelled. Will make contact soon to see if this can work.

How many are you taking then? (Ukrainian cats don't count)

I would but there literally is no room.

What about that spare house of yours?

Hmm...

veronese68 said:

Send them to Sweatland? Talk about out of the frying pan... 😂

If you were to live and die on Blighty without seeing the highlands then you really really have missed something special.

pinno

veronese68 said:

Send them to Sweatland? Talk about out of the frying pan... 😂

Anyhoo, I don't live in the Rab C Nesbitt part of Jockland.

Stevo_666

pinno said:

veronese68 said:

Send them to Sweatland? Talk about out of the frying pan... 😂

Anyhoo, I don't live in the Rab C Nesbitt part of Jockland.

So is Stranraer a little enclave?

orraloon

Aye well Pinno will have a (not at all nearby) neighbour soon. House purchase done and sealed today. Just need to sort out some logistics over the next 8 weeks, I end the rental hotel tenancy towards end of June. New times, new world.

In other news, lovely day out in Kortrijk, several bars visited, lovely Belgian beers sampled. Then train back to Poperinge, train packed with students returning home on a Friday, mask wearing compulsory, 99+% compliance, for a cracking gastro meal in this excellent family run hotel we're staying in.

A1 day all round. Night night time, hire bike ride day tomorrow.

homers_double

Stevo_666 said:

homers_double said:

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Richard-Kershaw9?utm_medium=email&utm_source=ExactTarget&utm_campaign=20220425_

Done.

I've helped Ukrainians and Northerners on the same day. Where's my bloody medal?

Thanks Stevo! Much appreciated

And V68 too