wednesday in the eternal now

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

I was asking Bean³ but there was a half dozen posts before I hit the button and it hung in the air.

pinno

tlw1 said:

tlw1 said:

beansnikpoh said:

Stevo_666 said:

beansnikpoh said:

Oh, 8 different ciders in the pub. I had an Otter ale from Honiton instead. With a bit of hake.

I guess that seals the deal then. Or it should do

Yup, lovely C13th pub. Ciders next time.

On my way

If Pinno isn’t going to celebrate his 60th we might as well

60th?1 You cheeky barsteward.

seanoconn

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

My dad waiting in the front garden with an axe for my sisters first date to bring her home! I Sh!t you not!

seanoconn

Was Pinno 60??

beansnikpoh

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

Axe yes, chainsaw no. What could possibly go wrong?

pinno

seanoconn said:

Was Pinno 60??

No you fecker.

pinno

beansnikpoh said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

Axe yes, chainsaw no. What could possibly go wrong?

Take a holiday up norf and I can learn ya.

MattFalle

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

don't need any of that.

crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

or a hammer. hammers hurt.

Stevo_666

MattFalle said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

don't need any of that.

crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

or a hammer. hammers hurt.

I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.

Stevo_666

seanoconn said:

Was Pinno 60??

60kg maybe?

MattFalle

Stevo_666 said:

MattFalle said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

don't need any of that.

crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

or a hammer. hammers hurt.

I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.

nah. it always adds a bit of "nutter" to it if they look you in the eye and say something like "remember this face every time you close your eyes"

or balaclava. everyone likes a balsclava.

thistle_

MattFalle said:

Stevo_666 said:

MattFalle said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.

don't need any of that.

crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

or a hammer. hammers hurt.

I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.

nah. it always adds a bit of "nutter" to it if they look you in the eye and say something like "remember this face every time you close your eyes"

or balaclava. everyone likes a balsclava.

baclava is lovely. not had any for a while.