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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,607
    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,257
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    I was asking Bean³ but there was a half dozen posts before I hit the button and it hung in the air.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,257
    tlw1 said:

    tlw1 said:

    beansnikpoh said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    beansnikpoh said:

    Oh, 8 different ciders in the pub. I had an Otter ale from Honiton instead. With a bit of hake.

    I guess that seals the deal then. Or it should do :)
    Yup, lovely C13th pub. Ciders next time.
    On my way
    If Pinno isn’t going to celebrate his 60th we might as well
    60th?1 You cheeky barsteward.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,470
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    My dad waiting in the front garden with an axe for my sisters first date to bring her home! I Sh!t you not!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,470
    Was Pinno 60??
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 1,086
    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    Axe yes, chainsaw no. What could possibly go wrong? :)
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,257
    seanoconn said:

    Was Pinno 60??

    No you fecker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,257
    beansnikpoh said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    Axe yes, chainsaw no. What could possibly go wrong? :)
    Take a holiday up norf and I can learn ya.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited April 2022
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    don't need any of that.

    crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

    neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

    or a hammer. hammers hurt.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,607
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    don't need any of that.

    crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

    neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

    or a hammer. hammers hurt.
    I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,607
    seanoconn said:

    Was Pinno 60??

    60kg maybe?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    don't need any of that.

    crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

    neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

    or a hammer. hammers hurt.
    I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.
    nah. it always adds a bit of "nutter" to it if they look you in the eye and say something like "remember this face every time you close your eyes"

    or balaclava. everyone likes a balsclava.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,453
    My ex FIL introduced himself on our first meeting by showing me all his trophies from being a RSM in the Paras and having been one of several yomping in the Falklands. He didn't need a pickaxe handle to put the fear of God in me or anyone else for that matter.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,900
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Ah - but can you use an axe and a chainsaw?

    I'll give it a go next time one of Stropteens wannabe boyfriends comes knocking.
    don't need any of that.

    crow bar does the job nicely or a pick axe handle.

    neverfuck with someone with a decent sized crowbar or a pick axe handle.

    or a hammer. hammers hurt.
    I'll wear a hockey mask for added effect.
    nah. it always adds a bit of "nutter" to it if they look you in the eye and say something like "remember this face every time you close your eyes"

    or balaclava. everyone likes a balsclava.
    baclava is lovely. not had any for a while.
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