Prised myself out of bed to go back to WFW. Pedalled in. Nice morning weather wise but felt like I had a WVM target on my back. Undecided later, might just ride back, sack off the gym and slob out at home.
Beautiful day, cycled in and now channeling all my energy into fighting the lurgy thatβs threatening to take over. Machine gun posts are set to mow down any cowardly white blood cells on the retreat. Forward lads! Get stuck in!
The former in my case at least. Just come up for air after a few meetings and dealing with stupidity in the Kingdom of Far Far Away. Time for lunch soon.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
Stubble trouble?
Lovely day here, though it's now warmer outside than it is in the Twatcave. Must get the decking sorted and some garden furniture bought soon so I can work outside.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Aye, defo t-shirt weather week. Pottering, sorting out Stuff, no bin shall go out less than brim full, even sowed a few seeds, no not that sort, salad crops, quick growing, break my dependency on t'supermercado.
Coffee break. Time to laze in the sun. For the first time in a v long time.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
stuff it. i'm off to find a good war. that'll distract me from an itchy testicular area.
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
You'll just have to keep lubing yourself, 3 in 1 or Castrol is cheaper than Finish Line.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
You'll just have to keep lubing yourself, 3 in 1 or Castrol is cheaper than Finish Line.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
You'll just have to keep lubing yourself, 3 in 1 or Castrol is cheaper than Finish Line.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
You'll just have to keep lubing yourself, 3 in 1 or Castrol is cheaper than Finish Line.
Evening folks, busy day in the orifice but a pleasant enough wobble at either end. Still far too much to do and not a chance of getting even half of it done.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Is the veet wearing off yet?
not yet, but give it time and i'm sure i'll regret my frivolity.
The problem as it grows back is the little stubbly hairs are quite prickly. Before they grow back you discover the hair serves a useful function of preventing direct skin to skin contact. So being like an eel is sticky and uncomfortable, then prickly and uncomfortable. Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
well its another great plan of mine thats gone toshit then
You'll just have to keep lubing yourself, 3 in 1 or Castrol is cheaper than Finish Line.
MF. Wait till it decides to grow inwards. π. Thistle. I'm guessing you've been playing target practice again and your the target. I feel your pain, been playing chicken the last few weeks due to local road closure.
Bored of playing this muppet fodder on bikes business now. I think the camera was rolling, hopefully it had a good view
What happened thistle?
Some bint overtook me then cut in front of me and slammed on. Managed to brake and swerve OK so no harm done apart from the blood pressure. Just sent the video to that operation snap thingy, but the plate doesn't show up on the DVLA database so unless plodlu have some clever tricks up their sleeve I doubt anything will happen.
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Work stuff and then gym stuff
Done bird feed stuff, now having coffee stuff.
Later will do stuff.
Prised myself out of bed to go back to WFW.
Pedalled in. Nice morning weather wise but felt like I had a WVM target on my back.
Undecided later, might just ride back, sack off the gym and slob out at home.
in the gym, must admit to not being v motivated.
not sure what the day will bring but lets give it a go and see.
Everyone must be hard at work or out cycling.
Lovely day here, though it's now warmer outside than it is in the Twatcave. Must get the decking sorted and some garden furniture bought soon so I can work outside.
Coffee break. Time to laze in the sun. For the first time in a v long time.
Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
stuff it. i'm off to find a good war. that'll distract me from an itchy testicular area.
I think the camera was rolling, hopefully it had a good view
Maybe I should have mentioned this sooner π Check into the Pootin thread for the best type of crude to lube your undercarriage with
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
lard. its the only way forward.
Wait till it decides to grow inwards. π.
Thistle.
I'm guessing you've been playing target practice again and your the target. I feel your pain, been playing chicken the last few weeks due to local road closure.
Just sent the video to that operation snap thingy, but the plate doesn't show up on the DVLA database so unless plodlu have some clever tricks up their sleeve I doubt anything will happen.