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  • WheelspinnerWheelspinner Posts: 6,313
    Day "off" of sorts. Had friends visit for lunch, not seen them in 4 years so that was a good catch up.

    Spent the rest of the day avoiding hard work jobs in the garden.

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,639
    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    I guess the royalty cheque is in the post?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,639
    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    grazie!

    really? right, time to get this sorted then....
    You're living in the mezzanine so where's my rent?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    as an aside, you wanna see what i've been spraying up this morning?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 21,340
    MattFalle said:

    as an aside, you wanna see what i've been spraying up this morning?

    Does it involve self tan?
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    as an aside, you wanna see what i've been spraying up this morning?

    Does it involve self tan?
    not today but in process of start beach bod project. will order some body parts off Amazon later.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    'ave it.


    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,477
    MattFalle said:

    'ave it.


    Penis deglover?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    flagellator?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 15,619
    thistle_ said:

    I guess that's why bike races require you to have plugs in your handlebars.

    They should've sent him home and told him to wankitout.

    i wince every time i see someone without plugs in,
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    A new Lego ball contraption I have built.
    That's something innit?
    maybe you could do a lego s/360 next

    https://www.righto.com/2022/01/ibm360model50.html
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,901
    sungod said:


    maybe you could do a lego s/360 next

    https://www.righto.com/2022/01/ibm360model50.html

    Probably already been done in Minecraft. Should be easy to convert to Lego.

  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,901
    seanoconn said:

    Gym if people decide not to dive into each other every 3 miles on the way home this time.

    FML. Big crash on the way home.
    Is it eejit week this week?

  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    grazie!

    really? right, time to get this sorted then....
    You're living in the mezzanine so where's my rent?
    i honour ypu with my wit.

    what more do you want? blood?

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    A new Lego ball contraption I have built.
    That's something innit?
    one for you, Lego Meister


    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,460
    MF that was just gross, I've just checked young oxo,s bike just in case. That will be some story for his GF assuming it all works OK. 😖
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,901
    oxoman said:

    MF that was just gross

    Is this one better:
    https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/mans-hernia-turns-out-to-be-an-ovary-a-fallopian-tube-and-a-cervix/
    Imagine going to the docs with a hernia and coming out with that news.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    see - ifl science. its mega.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,639
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    grazie!

    really? right, time to get this sorted then....
    You're living in the mezzanine so where's my rent?
    i honour ypu with my wit.

    what more do you want? blood?

    It would probably pass as vino tinto, so yeah.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Welcome 'ome.

    How is Ukraine? Chilly?

    Or are there other theatres where calpol may be required?

    Me? Stuck to my desk slowly becoming Mr Creosote.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    hopkinb said:

    Welcome 'ome.

    How is Ukraine? Chilly?

    Or are there other theatres where calpol may be required?

    Me? Stuck to my desk slowly becoming Mr Creosote.

    Ciao!

    Cold cold cold. Cold. Did I say cold?

    Break the chains that bond you to the desk H3. Fly free.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    grazie!

    really? right, time to get this sorted then....
    You're living in the mezzanine so where's my rent?
    i honour ypu with my wit.

    what more do you want? blood?

    It would probably pass as vino tinto, so yeah.
    Vino tinto? sounds like foreign muck. Only vino rosso round here. We don't do foreign filth.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • masjermasjer Posts: 2,152
    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    Welcome 'ome.

    How is Ukraine? Chilly?

    Or are there other theatres where calpol may be required?

    Me? Stuck to my desk slowly becoming Mr Creosote.

    Ciao!

    Cold cold cold. Cold. Did I say cold?

    Break the chains that bond you to the desk H3. Fly free.
    Wow, are you sure you were in the Ukraine? There are only around 100 British army personnel teaching weapons systems to the local military there.
    Even if Russia invades, the UK army won't be sent directly into Ukraine, otherwise WW3 would break out.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,701
    masjer! Of course the MFs were there, applying the hammer, the fire and the trebuchet protocols to fling n products across the neighbour's border. Innit.
  • masjermasjer Posts: 2,152
    orraloon said:

    masjer! Of course the MFs were there, applying the hammer, the fire and the trebuchet protocols to fling n products across the neighbour's border. Innit.

    Trebucheting stuff across the border, I can understand
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,901
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    Welcome back

    Stevo has trademarked Man Cave
    grazie!

    really? right, time to get this sorted then....
    You're living in the mezzanine so where's my rent?
    i honour ypu with my wit.

    what more do you want? blood?

    It would probably pass as vino tinto, so yeah.
    Vino tinto? sounds like foreign muck.
    Vimto?

  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,129
    masjer said:

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    Welcome 'ome.

    How is Ukraine? Chilly?

    Or are there other theatres where calpol may be required?

    Me? Stuck to my desk slowly becoming Mr Creosote.

    Ciao!

    Cold cold cold. Cold. Did I say cold?

    Break the chains that bond you to the desk H3. Fly free.
    Wow, are you sure you were in the Ukraine? There are only around 100 British army personnel teaching weapons systems to the local military there.
    Even if Russia invades, the UK army won't be sent directly into Ukraine, otherwise WW3 would break out.
    Plasters. Plaster application. Calpol administration. For the 100 weapons teachers. I bet they get a few paper cuts.

    I have no idea whether the active MFs were in Ukraine. They could be anywhere from Belize to Kyrgyzstan.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,305
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    dobryy ranok!

    ah - plus ca change, eh? something cool must have happened surely? something? anything?

    A new Lego ball contraption I have built.
    That's something innit?
    poidh, mon ami, poidh.
    See yesterdays thread.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • WheelspinnerWheelspinner Posts: 6,313
    MattFalle said:

    'ave it.


    Vitus? Cadex? Trek?

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited January 2022

    MattFalle said:

    'ave it.


    Vitus? Cadex? Trek?

    Cadex. Cost me £40 frame, forks, headset, really tatty purple one.

    its utterlyfucking lovely. lashings of 2Pak gloss lacquer to coat the lungs and bring out the bling.

    going full Dura Ace 10 speed with a gold chain, 1x as it looks neater, Ritchey WCS carbon seat post, bare carbon seat, carbon bars, carbon deep rims, black bar tape.

    was going to use some Time carbon forks I have but they don't look right so will respray stock forks grey to match.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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