monday has been dusted with an alien hallucinogen
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Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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ciao
got home, honking down again so have lit the fire and now reading new copy of Cyclist whilst the Hound scoff his scoff.
TDV still has parts of arm and legs sticking to clothes following her glitch the other day so she's mincing around feigning pain.
quiet eve planned, maybe a smeaky episode of M531 Restorations..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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any pics of her norks?seanoconn said:Single mother neighbour next door has just text me to say she’s broken her leg and needs me to get her a phone card in the hospital. Now I’ve got to explain to wifey why I’m her first contact when she has two daughters and a large family. And I’ve no idea why! 😕
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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eh?seanoconn said:
Turns out it wasn’t my neighbour but a lucky scammer 😡 £40 lighter, I only twigged when they asked for the 3rd phone voucher. I blame my phone for telling me it was possibly my neighbour! Could have been worse I suppose. 😕Ben6899 said:seanoconn said:Single mother neighbour next door has just text me to say she’s broken her leg and needs me to get her a phone card in the hospital. Now I’ve got to explain to wifey why I’m her first contact when she has two daughters and a large family. And I’ve no idea why! 😕
Best of luck, Seano.
Now my neighbour thinks I’m a weirdo for calling her to check if she was in hospital! 😂
no pics of norks then?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Never had Covid and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a minority.homers_double said:Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.
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tbf, i'm like you - not had it but its a club that i'm happy to be part of.Stevo_666 said:
Never had Covid and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a minority.homers_double said:Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I'm still in that club, but feel like I might get kicked out soonMattFalle said:
tbf, i'm like you - not had it but its a club that i'm happy to be part of.Stevo_666 said:
Never had Covid and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a minority.homers_double said:Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.
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I'm in the "not knowingly had covid" club.veronese68 said:
I'm still in that club, but feel like I might get kicked out soonMattFalle said:
tbf, i'm like you - not had it but its a club that i'm happy to be part of.Stevo_666 said:
Never had Covid and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a minority.homers_double said:Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.
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Just… on… Zwift…Advocate of disc brakes.0
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Was this way for a long time but now even have a favourite type of covidStevo_666 said:
Never had Covid and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a minority.homers_double said:Out of 20 people that were at our NYE gathering 16 have tested positive.
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I personally liked Covid before it became all commercial and popular and everyone got into it.
i guess i'm just a indie/underground virus kinda boy..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Do tell. And any pics of her norks would be appreciated too.
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yeah, covid is so mainstreamMattFalle said:I personally liked Covid before it became all commercial and popular and everyone got into it.
i guess i'm just a indie/underground virus kinda boy.
not a patch on post-exposure rabies jabs, that big rig hit at the wound site, anaphylaxis and adrenaline, mmm, felt so alive, hot nurse too
five stars, would do again
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nothing i like more than a traumatic amputation and a bit of Big C, tbh. self application of a tq makes you feel sooooooo alive.sungod said:
yeah, covid is so mainstreamMattFalle said:I personally liked Covid before it became all commercial and popular and everyone got into it.
i guess i'm just a indie/underground virus kinda boy.
not a patch on post-exposure rabies jabs, that big rig hit at the wound site, anaphylaxis and adrenaline, mmm, felt so alive, hot nurse too
five stars, would do again
The times I've hit my own testicles with a claw hammer just to feel the tears roll down my face.....
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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You actually contracted Rabies?!sungod said:
yeah, covid is so mainstreamMattFalle said:I personally liked Covid before it became all commercial and popular and everyone got into it.
i guess i'm just a indie/underground virus kinda boy.
not a patch on post-exposure rabies jabs, that big rig hit at the wound site, anaphylaxis and adrenaline, mmm, felt so alive, hot nurse too
five stars, would do again
Was that when you were our man in Havana?
I had malaria 3 times. All accompanied by hallucinations and hyper sensitivity with temperatures through the roof.
But you two can stop there playing sicko tennis 'cos I win:
Jaundiced with very poor Kidney function*, white blood count over 400*, everybody implying I was a hypochondriac, exhaustion, stomach full of erythromycin turning into balls of fur which I puked up, heart function compromised* by the over viscous blood*, the breathlessness, the nausea...
And I remember the neighbours very black cat purring in a sort of paternal, sort of 'knowing' way right next to my ear, the toggle on my orange blind - the light actually making me feel sick, tick tick ticking away on the wall and I hadn't the energy to get up and close the 2" gap on my sash window in my lovely 3rd floor Regency flat...
Soz. It was hell.
*I didn't know at the time.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...and don't get me started on chemo dripping away 12 hours on 12 hours off 12 hours on...
...and that pink pre chemo stuff they put up the Hickman line that made you feel as if you were being pumped full of needles...
I'd rather hit my balls with a claw hammer.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
just a small scratch from suspect animal out in indiapinno said:
You actually contracted Rabies?!sungod said:
yeah, covid is so mainstreamMattFalle said:I personally liked Covid before it became all commercial and popular and everyone got into it.
i guess i'm just a indie/underground virus kinda boy.
not a patch on post-exposure rabies jabs, that big rig hit at the wound site, anaphylaxis and adrenaline, mmm, felt so alive, hot nurse too
five stars, would do again
Was that when you were our man in Havana?
I had malaria 3 times. All accompanied by hallucinations and hyper sensitivity with temperatures through the roof.
But you two can stop there playing sicko tennis 'cos I win:
Jaundiced with very poor Kidney function*, white blood count over 400*, everybody implying I was a hypochondriac, exhaustion, stomach full of erythromycin turning into balls of fur which I puked up, heart function compromised* by the over viscous blood*, the breathlessness, the nausea...
And I remember the neighbours very black cat purring in a sort of paternal, sort of 'knowing' way right next to my ear, the toggle on my orange blind - the light actually making me feel sick, tick tick ticking away on the wall and I hadn't the energy to get up and close the 2" gap on my sash window in my lovely 3rd floor Regency flat...
Soz. It was hell.
*I didn't know at the time.
doctor summoned me to get jabbed, many many jabs, they start with rabies ig at the wound, reacted to that rather than the vaccine
yours sounds worse, especially the fur balls, the cat was clearly sympathisingmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
just a small scratch from suspect animal out in indiasungod said:
doctor summoned me to get jabbed, many many jabs, they start with rabies ig at the wound, reacted to that rather than the vaccine
Sounded like fun - I presume this was done whilst you were still out there?
There was this man in a hospital room (Nairobi, 1979) - absolutely petrified. It took any number of nurses and medical staff to get him sedated and back into bed. I witnessed events whilst visiting a n other. He had rabies. An American tourist was surrounded by Baboons thinking they were cute and she was feeding them. He was in the vicinity when this daft bird had tried to lift or do something with a baby baboon and he had to intervene and got bitten in the process. Being of English origin, he decided to turn up to casualty because the bite was looking pussy a week later.
Animals are in touch with that 6th instinct.sungod said:yours sounds worse, especially the fur balls, the cat was clearly sympathising
I was unknowingly in the clutches of Leukaemia.
The hallucinations during malaria - they are indelible. If you could only film your dreams.
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Sounded like fun - I presume this was done whilst you were still out there?pinno said:
just a small scratch from suspect animal out in indiasungod said:
doctor summoned me to get jabbed, many many jabs, they start with rabies ig at the wound, reacted to that rather than the vaccine
There was this man in a hospital room (Nairobi, 1979) - absolutely petrified. It took any number of nurses and medical staff to get him sedated and back into bed. I witnessed events whilst visiting a n other. He had rabies. An American tourist was surrounded by Baboons thinking they were cute and she was feeding them. He was in the vicinity when this daft bird had tried to lift or do something with a baby baboon and he had to intervene and got bitten in the process. Being of English origin, he decided to turn up to casualty because the bite was looking censored a week later.
Animals are in touch with that 6th instinct.sungod said:yours sounds worse, especially the fur balls, the cat was clearly sympathising
I was unknowingly in the clutches of Leukaemia.
The hallucinations during malaria - they are indelible. If you could only film your dreams.
monkeys are nasty, seen a few people get badly bitten after making the 'cute' assumption, tourists feeding them makes it even worse
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Oh they can be viscous.sungod said:
monkeys are nasty, seen a few people get badly bitten after making the 'cute' assumption, tourists feeding them makes it even worse
DC (district commissioner) Smith had 2 Rhodesian ridgebacks. I have a photo of my brother (7 I think) standing in between 2 who were sitting and they were taller than him.
They disappeared for 2 days once and were found having cornered a Leopard and they were having a stand off. They did not survive a troop of Baboons when some stupid stupid basket let them out though, thinking the dogs would chase the Baboons away.
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