wednesday feeding traitors to the smiley crocodiles, one bit at a time
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What beautiful prose.seanoconn said:
It’s only a matter of time before the wolves catch the scent of your weakened form. An untold number of furious eyes watching you from the blackness as you sleep with just a cm of patio glass separating you from their hungry mouths.johngti said:Day 7. I’ve been left alone. The TV is on in here, people are talking about fraud. Is that a message for me? Am I being fraudulently held here? Is it all a lie? What are they after? There’s things I know but they’re useless to anyone but me. Is that what they’re after? I tried to escape but only got as far as the door - the guard dog showed some interest so I gave up.
In other news, binging on Cobra Kai is fun.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Parcel arrived.
Hope pinno's was cheaper than mine:
Parts: £0.90
Labour: £137.50
Carriage: £14.20
I think I'm in the wrong job.0 -
Thats normal for where he livesseanoconn said:
It’s only a matter of time before the wolves catch the scent of your weakened form. An untold number of furious eyes watching you from the blackness as you sleep with just a cm of patio glass separating you from their hungry mouths.johngti said:Day 7. I’ve been left alone. The TV is on in here, people are talking about fraud. Is that a message for me? Am I being fraudulently held here? Is it all a lie? What are they after? There’s things I know but they’re useless to anyone but me. Is that what they’re after? I tried to escape but only got as far as the door - the guard dog showed some interest so I gave up.
In other news, binging on Cobra Kai is fun.
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Word 😶tetley10 said:
Thats normal for where he livesseanoconn said:
It’s only a matter of time before the wolves catch the scent of your weakened form. An untold number of furious eyes watching you from the blackness as you sleep with just a cm of patio glass separating you from their hungry mouths.johngti said:Day 7. I’ve been left alone. The TV is on in here, people are talking about fraud. Is that a message for me? Am I being fraudulently held here? Is it all a lie? What are they after? There’s things I know but they’re useless to anyone but me. Is that what they’re after? I tried to escape but only got as far as the door - the guard dog showed some interest so I gave up.
In other news, binging on Cobra Kai is fun.0 -
Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?
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It's obvious Jgti is harbouring deep guilt which is manifesting itself as paranoia.
I think Mrs Gti should get a Catholic priest in. He can sit the other side of the door and Mr Gti can do a full confessional.
To save money, time and proof of a religious persuasion, Seano can don the capes and do it.
It would make a contemporary episode of Father Ted.
Mrs Pinno asked "How does he eat?"
I said "He's on a diet of fritters, waffles, pancakes and Ryvita - because that's the only thing they can fit under the door".seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
To be fair, the guilt thing is not far off…
But just because I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get me, know what I’m saying? She’s out there now, watching the tv, plotting her next move. And the animals are all out there too. Plotting. She opens the door and throws food at me, you know.0 -
Bones are bit crunchy so they'll have to keep you plump.johngti said:To be fair, the guilt thing is not far off…
But just because I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get me, know what I’m saying? She’s out there now, watching the tv, plotting her next move. And the animals are all out there too. Plotting. She opens the door and throws food at me, you know.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?0 -
Lock him in a conservatory and throw food at himveronese68 said:
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?0 -
I'd have to build one first, and that would take all the space between the house and the garage. I could lock him in the garage with the missing MF, I'd need a trebuchet to get that volume of food over the distance from the kitchen.johngti said:
Lock him in a conservatory and throw food at himveronese68 said:
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?0 -
All sounds good. If nothing else, you’ll have a trebuchet at the end it. Think of all the burning stuff you can throw over the fence with that!veronese68 said:
I'd have to build one first, and that would take all the space between the house and the garage. I could lock him in the garage with the missing MF, I'd need a trebuchet to get that volume of food over the distance from the kitchen.johngti said:
Lock him in a conservatory and throw food at himveronese68 said:
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?1 -
hey - don't go polluting clean living MFs with your pandamemic viruses - our bodies are temples you know.veronese68 said:
I'd have to build one first, and that would take all the space between the house and the garage. I could lock him in the garage with the missing MF, I'd need a trebuchet to get that volume of food over the distance from the kitchen.johngti said:
Lock him in a conservatory and throw food at himveronese68 said:
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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MattFalle said:
hey - don't go polluting clean living MFs with your pandamemic viruses - our bodies are temples you know.veronese68 said:
I'd have to build one first, and that would take all the space between the house and the garage. I could lock him in the garage with the missing MF, I'd need a trebuchet to get that volume of food over the distance from the kitchen.johngti said:
Lock him in a conservatory and throw food at himveronese68 said:
I think he does, the stupidity comes from me though. He just found out his girlfriend has tested positive so is trying to stay in his room, but his belly keeps making him come down in search of food.pinno said:
He must take after mumveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Busy day in the orifice, but remarkably warm wobble there and back made it worthwhile. Last day for colleague that got laid off so it'll be even busier next year 🙄
Off to the pub shortly, lad has made me question the wisdom of it when I asked if he'd be joining us by asking if we'd be sitting outside. Admittedly he's just had a PCR test done as one of his mob has tested positive. Thankfully the lad is negative and trying to be careful as he doesn't want to be the one that spoils Christmas. Bloody yoof thinking of others, what's the world coming to?
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